Any Apple product that starts with an "i" (which is most of them).
Mostly derived from conversations about the iPod.
Mostly derived from conversations about the iPod.
by intemporal October 20, 2004
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An iPod that doesn't show pictures, movies or play ogg's. Also see iMac's and iBooks. The Newton is an honorary member.
by Crash Different October 20, 2004
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Slang for iPod. They are the most unreliable pieces of shit ever made. I broke two of them (sent the first one in, recieved a new one which broke a few months later) and I didn't drop it at all. All around Shit
Person 1 "Dude, my iPod isn't working, I just keep getting this gay support screen
Person 2 "Hey, look Jeffs iSuck broke"
Person 2 "Hey, look Jeffs iSuck broke"
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Get the ISuck mug."DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS" is a phrase used on sites where usernames aren't protected by passwords, which makes it easy for someone to pass themselves off as a previous poster.
It usually goes like this:
1. Someone will make a serious and sometimes long post under a random username.
2. Someone else comes along and uses the same username as the above person and says "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".
3. Some idiots can't tell which one is which, and the original poster gets angry.
4. Lulz ensue.
It usually goes like this:
1. Someone will make a serious and sometimes long post under a random username.
2. Someone else comes along and uses the same username as the above person and says "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".
3. Some idiots can't tell which one is which, and the original poster gets angry.
4. Lulz ensue.
"Jill: I think abortion should only be legal if the mother's life is in danger.
Jill: DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS"
Obviously, the first post is someone trying to be serious. Someone else came in and simply entered "Jill" in the name field and made it look as if Jill enjoys sucking cocks.
Jill: DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS"
Obviously, the first post is someone trying to be serious. Someone else came in and simply entered "Jill" in the name field and made it look as if Jill enjoys sucking cocks.
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iFucker someone who fucks all the time and needs to fuck for sexual gratification, IE my girlfriend is an iFucker
iFucker someone who is addicted to Apple products
iFucker someone who fucks all the time and needs to fuck for sexual gratification, IE my girlfriend is an iFucker
That iFucker won't put his Apple iPhone down
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