iLock

The act of locking a web forum thread.

This thread has become a waste of webspace.

iLock

by Nrc02 September 21, 2004

ilocano

1. Ilocano is one of the major languages of the Philippines spoken predominantly in the northern island of Luzon, descending from the Dacunos tribes.

2. An Ilocano speaker

Listen to this chinese song, it sounds hilarious
Dude, thats Ilocano

That Jackie girl is one hot Ilocana

by Jac-Jac February 22, 2008

iCock

A variety of cleverly so named dildos manufactured by Apple, which come in many colors, shapes and sizes. Not only does it vibrate it can also store and play itunes while masturbating. Earphones sold separately.

Steve Jobs just announced the new iCock today.

by Nonchalant Ego March 25, 2010

Corona iblocked

One who wears a protective mask and your iPhone password screen does not recognize your face.

I went to use my iphones facial screen turn on and I was Corona Iblocked because of my personal protective mask.

by Chrisgeo73 April 13, 2020

iCock

Penis which, when plugged into an appropriate connection, downloads within a few seconds

Bob: "Hi Jackie! Hear you got a shag off Colin last night. How was it?"

Jackie; "Bloody useless. He's got an iCock, so when he put it in he shot off straight away."

by CAMRA man July 3, 2011

iBlock

When a person blocks an isle in a store or line or the sidewalk by standing there looking at their iphone or other smart phone

Sorry it took me so long, I totally got iBlocked everywhere I went in there!

by stockboy79 May 26, 2010

ilocano

1. Ilocano is one of the major languages of the Philippines spoken predominantly in the northern island of Luzon, descending from the Dacunos tribes.

2. An Ilocano speaker

Listen to this chinese song, it sounds hilarious
Dude, thats Ilocano

That Jackie girl is one hot Ilocana

by Jac-Jac February 22, 2008