ishock

I kick enwat's ass. She sucks (She being enwat of course!)

iShock owns enwat

by LLEMM March 28, 2009

iShock

the shock of finally getting a iphone and being obessed with it

Joe was in iShock he's been on his phone all day

by sneakerheadns February 16, 2013

iStocko

Typically a group of girls organized by a male friend to a party or a hangout to mingle with gents.

Bafethu, who's organizing istocko for Parklands FC.

by Ta_Magenge October 15, 2020

ishockpeople

ishockpeople=am pro

ishockpeople is so pro he can pro do pro get pro so pro is pro. He can pro things pro those pro thats pro everythings is very pro.

ishockpeople is so pro

by dewberries August 25, 2021

iphocket

When you are driving or strapped into a vehicle and your iphone is stuck in your pocket and you can't get it out.

I had a bad case of iphocket when I was driving yesterday and I could not answer my iphone when it rang.

by ijohn November 21, 2009

iStockholm Syndrome

The act of becoming infatuated with a Stock Image Site model because of their repeated appearances.

I think I'm in love with this iStock person. I think I have iStockholm Syndrome!

by kaelside June 5, 2018

isrock

the sexiest, funniest, and most perfect person to exist on this planet. no one compares to this absolute blessing of a human on earth.

people may say “ew isrock” but only out of jealousy of everything isrock has

is that isrock?

yea ofc, look at him, absolutely stunning with his 8 inch c-

by gawkgawk_spincycle January 27, 2021