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iPAiNTFACE
To skillfully apply, bruises, cuts and blemishes on the face of the opponent. To turn the opponents face into an easle
I go hard in the ring. iPAiNTFACE, that's what I do. Look at his face all busted up, another Masterpeice
iPAiNTFACE by BLK BLiZZARD November 13, 2013
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iPhail
Term used for any dropped call, unsent text message, or frozen application as a result of the disaster that is the iPhone and AT&T network.
Griff:"Damn, I can't get those naked pictures from Theresa because she has no service on her iPhone.''
John: ''What an epic iPhail. Wow, Miley Cyrus is coming to the Garden? We are there."
John: ''What an epic iPhail. Wow, Miley Cyrus is coming to the Garden? We are there."
iPhail by Jersey Griff February 2, 2010
iPhail
Often used as an excuse for not texting back or hanging up the phone mid conversation because you don't want to talk to the other person.
I thought he liked me we really hit it off but every time i call him it disconnects, I think he iPhailed me. I've exhausted all options, time to turn lesbian.
iPhail by Umpa Loofa February 3, 2010
iChain
the cord of a set of iPod earbuds going from back pocket to front pocket. it exists when the front pocket is not big enough for both iPod and earbuds.
Steve wore tight pants, and listened to an iPod.
Steve stopped listening, and tried putting the earbuds in his pocket with the iPod.
they diddn't fit.
Steve decided to put the iPod in his back pocket, and the earbuds in front,
thus forming the iChain.
Steve stopped listening, and tried putting the earbuds in his pocket with the iPod.
they diddn't fit.
Steve decided to put the iPod in his back pocket, and the earbuds in front,
thus forming the iChain.
iChain by steveperson November 16, 2007
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