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Sometimes used to label the feeling (most of the time not by the afflicted, except in extreme cases) of attraction/sexual arousal caused by Apple products.

It is a common side-effect of purchasing an iPhone and is treatable, however there are currently no guaranteed cures, as it is known to lie dormant for many years even after the original symptoms disappear.
" He had a serious case of iPhilia, but I let loose my golf club at his car 'till he agreed that my PC is not 'a steaming pile of crap' " (the use of the word 'iPhilia' by an extreme iPhobic)
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" I told her i'm a PC man and she started crying. She told me she has 'iPhilia', I told her it doesn't matter and we made out on the blanket she glued together out of her old iPad 1s. "
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"Can your iPhone do th- oh wait, you don't have an iPhone! We should fix that!" (a typical iPhile phrase)
iPhilia by Eamon D January 12, 2012
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iphiliation 

someone that stands up for their rights
omg yes your so iphiliation for standing up for that
iphiliation by vivi and soysauce December 28, 2022
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Inphilia 

The fetish of pulling a newborn child out of the mother’s womb and interrupting its first breath with oral sex.
I just went to the hospital and I think I’m an inphiliac.

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
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Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
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Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
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give a hoot don't pollute 

the act of giving a hoot and not polluting
*sees a dirtbag litter*
gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

*slam dunks trash into appropriate bin*
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