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I can't see 

Derp "I can't see how that's not the case!"

Hym "That's because the thing you are using to see IS THE CASE. You're literally using a lens of perception that allows you to see that. I'm using a negative version of that. But there are other's to use. That's why your work was so useful to me"

Iam "They're trying to smokescreen me so I had to switch to sonar 😯Boong... 😯Boong... 😯Boong..."

Hym "That's why he never talks anymore... He's the sonar... He just goes 'Boong' all day."
I can't see by Hym Iam December 2, 2023
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I can't see shit 

A phrase used by some people who can't see an image because of a red x.
Creator: Here are some screenshots for my new Mario game. Enjoy.
(Red X's are shown)
Wes: Um... I can't see shit.
I can't see shit by StraightFMan September 6, 2004

I can't see shit 

An exclamation often said by pilots when flying in heavy rain, fog or cloud. Usually to their co-pilot, but not to air traffic controll on the radio. Usually said when the other pilot claims to know where the landing runway is, while the exclaimant has no idea. Is an indicator that the person saying the phrase is both lost, and can't see anything comprehensable out the window
Copilot: Runway is off to the right sir
Pilot: Where? I can't see shit!

I can't see shit 

Ray Charles can't see shit when he plays the piano.
Ray Charles: I CAN'T SEE SHIT!!

everyone: wow that guy can play some awesome shit, hey old man, gimme an autograph

Ray Charles: I CAN'T SEE SHIT!!!!

everyone: XD!

I can't see my bee's 

What you say when you can't see your bee's
Help! I can't see my bee's!
I can't see my bee's by Snock69 September 2, 2019

I can't see how that happened

Something to say when you see a particularly unfortunate looking woman with children. It's considered a subtle way of pointing out a troll in the vicinity.

Opposite of I can see how that happened.
First example:
Guy #1: Oh my God, that woman hurts my eyes. How'd she get so many kids?
Guy #2: I can't see how that happened.

Second example:
Guy #1: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Guy #2: (nods in a direction) I can't see how that happened.
Guy #1: Thanks, I didn't look directly.

I Can’t See My Feelings 

I can't see my feelings
Open my eyes
I can't see my feelings
Open a pair of eyes

I can't see my feelings
Keep them behind
I just keep on reeling
Running back down the line

I I I I I I I I
Oh oooh
A weight like a stone
Uuuuuuum um um um um, hey

Oh, I can't stand that screaming
Don't even try
Music fans some feelings
It'll be tell me why
Oh oh
Now now now

I can't stop that feeling
Showing me why
Man I love that feeling
Yeah, blowin' me right through the sky

Ah, Whew! Hey, hey, hey
Oh, oh

Oh hey hey hey hey hey hey
Oh, listen to what she says
If it's good, it's nice

I Can’t See My Feelings
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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