Soccer Mom

Retarded bitches who would protect their children from Video Games, Movies, Anime, Internet and just anything that contains the words hell or damn (I know these aren't swear words of course). They would yell at anybody who mentions anything about them. Even at a librarian who just lets someone know that none of that content is available (I'm glad I don't have such a overprotective mother).

Me: Excuse me but is there any manga here?

Librarian: Sorry. This library does not carry manga or anim...

Soccer Mom passing by: HEY! YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT STUFF AROUND MY KIDS!!!! OR I'M...

Librarian: SHHHHHH!!!!

Soccer Mom: *Who was dumb enough to think that the librarian was going to say the word "shit"* DON'T YOU SAY THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE!

Me: *takes soccer mom outside, 50 feet away from the library and casts Blazemost (a Dragon Warrior spell)* Silence is golden bitch!

by StraightFMan February 15, 2005

special ed

Something in schools for students with disabilities, physical or mental problems, etc. Classes there are often easy. About a few of those students there are on wheel-chairs.

To tell ya the truth, I myself am a special ed student (but I'm not on a wheel-chair though). Suprised? *crickets* Oh well. I guess I'm done... *leaves*

by StraightFMan January 09, 2005

I can't see shit

A phrase used by some people who can't see an image because of a red x.

Creator: Here are some screenshots for my new Mario game. Enjoy.
(Red X's are shown)
Wes: Um... I can't see shit.

by StraightFMan September 06, 2004

copyright

1. Something that is usually placed on Video Games, Movies, Books, Software, etc. to keep others from stealing their work so that the dickhead creators can make shitloads of money.

2. Slang for cock sucker

1: (Sean enters a store)
Sean: How much does this Game Boy Advance SP cost?
Retarded Store Guy: $6000
Sean: Ah f--- it. *leaves*
(Later...)
Sean: Free Game Boy Advance SPs! Hurry before they're gone!
Idiot: What the f-ck!? YOU BROKE THE COPYRIGHT LAW!
Sean: Who gives a shit?

2: That dude is such a copyright.

by StraightFMan August 12, 2004

Grand Theft Auto San Andreas

The game I plan on getting.

Grand Theft Auto San Andreas rocks. Enough said.

by StraightFMan March 13, 2005

1-up mushroom

First seen in Super Mario Bros. Picking it up gives you an extra life. (duh!) Seen in about every Mario game.

Mario got teh 1-up mushroom!!!!!!!1111one

by StraightFMan August 01, 2004

immature

What many high school students are. Nuff said.

Just because you're in high school doesn't mean people cannot be immature. Maturity is nothing but a mere joke.

by StraightFMan April 10, 2006