StraightFMan's definitions

Grand Theft Auto San Andreas

The game I plan on getting.

Grand Theft Auto San Andreas rocks. Enough said.

by StraightFMan March 12, 2005

Teenager

One of the reasons why SOME dipshit foreigners hate the USA.

Most teenagers are spoiled. I'm not like them though. If they weren't so spoiled, moody or bad, then the foreigners won't hate us as much...

by StraightFMan August 19, 2004

Dragon Warrior

The best RPG in all of Gods green Earth. About as good as Final Fantasy.

Dragon Warrior 1-3 were awsome games if you ask me.

by StraightFMan February 7, 2005

kniggets

A word originated in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The French guys' way of saying knights.

I blow my nose at you so-called Arthur King. You and all your silly english kniggets!

by StraightFMan November 27, 2004

bully

Stupid dumbasses who have nothing better to do than pick on weaker victims. These assholes really need to get a life. Also the cause of violence and crimes in society.

Me: Shit! Did you see that? Those guys just robbed a bank! They must be a victim of bullying.

by StraightFMan December 28, 2005

copyright

1. Something that is usually placed on Video Games, Movies, Books, Software, etc. to keep others from stealing their work so that the dickhead creators can make shitloads of money.

2. Slang for cock sucker

1: (Sean enters a store)
Sean: How much does this Game Boy Advance SP cost?
Retarded Store Guy: $6000
Sean: Ah f--- it. *leaves*
(Later...)
Sean: Free Game Boy Advance SPs! Hurry before they're gone!
Idiot: What the f-ck!? YOU BROKE THE COPYRIGHT LAW!
Sean: Who gives a shit?

2: That dude is such a copyright.

by StraightFMan August 12, 2004

Soccer Mom

Retarded bitches who would protect their children from Video Games, Movies, Anime, Internet and just anything that contains the words hell or damn (I know these aren't swear words of course). They would yell at anybody who mentions anything about them. Even at a librarian who just lets someone know that none of that content is available (I'm glad I don't have such a overprotective mother).

Me: Excuse me but is there any manga here?

Librarian: Sorry. This library does not carry manga or anim...

Soccer Mom passing by: HEY! YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT STUFF AROUND MY KIDS!!!! OR I'M...

Librarian: SHHHHHH!!!!

Soccer Mom: *Who was dumb enough to think that the librarian was going to say the word "shit"* DON'T YOU SAY THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE!

Me: *takes soccer mom outside, 50 feet away from the library and casts Blazemost (a Dragon Warrior spell)* Silence is golden bitch!

by StraightFMan February 14, 2005