hypobitch

A hypobitch is a bitch who is a hypocrite too

She got a boob job and nose job in highschool but said she was indie, such a hypobitch.

by zuesapus12 July 7, 2011

hobitch

A person that is persistingly annoying you. The derivation of the word comes from a ho that was acting like a bitch. A ho that acts like a bitch is annoying, therefore, a hobitch is an annoying person that is quite bothersome and pestering.

Hey Bro, stop acting like a hobitch. You'd be lucky to get any pussy. Don't be so selective.

by ajppds March 10, 2008

hobitchslut

1) A term of honor and respect for a good friend. Often mistaken for a term of deragotary language, this is quite wrong as they do not know that it is some sort of "secret" between friends.

2) A greeting of casuality. Often used between good friends. This meaning is more widely known.

It is comprised of 3 words: ho, bitch, and slut.

Person 1:omg u r a hobitchslut
Person 2:oh why thank you!

Person 1:Hi hobitchslut!
Person 2:Sup!

by Daniel Lam May 20, 2008

hyperitch

garrett's ass checks spreading like the red sea while playing knee football.

ass cheeks stretched to the limit of extreme pain hyperitch

by I WANNA FUCKIN blowJ!!!!!!! January 20, 2008

Maury HoBitch

A portmanteau of Maury Povich with the words Ho and Bitch. A woman with a litter of illegitimate children from different men,(usually fat and black,but also trashy white,a few hispanic, but NEVER asian), that has no idea in the world who her baby's fathers may be because she has been inseminated more times than her memory allows her to remember. An utterly insatiable nymphomanic. She is usually dirt poor and uneducated and is know in her hometown as the neighborhood slut, whore, hood-rat, hoochie, ho, etc.. She always claims to be 100% positive that a certain man is her babies father just so she can get more welfare money and child support,but she knows in her mind that there is a 1 in 10 chance at best.
From the Maury Povich Show.

Jamal: "Yo Dee! Hook me up with your cousin Shawneeq. Babe girl be lookin good!"

Dee: "You sure about that! She gots like 10 kids from different dads, and I think she's pregnant."

Jamal: "I didn't know she was such a Maury HoBitch! But still lemme get her number. She can't get pregnant twice!

by alstin January 6, 2010

Hobitch

A bitch that is also a hoe. Someone that has been acting pussy lately.

You's a hobitch, son. Step up the plate instead of talking.

by ~Smoqe~ November 26, 2002

Hybitch

A word used to describe used to describe a crazy eco-bitch. The kind of person who won't stop bragging about their prius mileage and eco friendliness.

Person 1: Dude I just got a new mini fridge and Mary got all crazy on me about electricity.

Person 2: She's such a Hybitch.

by seameli August 12, 2012