Hybitch

A word used to describe used to describe a crazy eco-bitch. The kind of person who won't stop bragging about their prius mileage and eco friendliness.

Person 1: Dude I just got a new mini fridge and Mary got all crazy on me about electricity.

Person 2: She's such a Hybitch.

by seameli August 12, 2012

hobitch

A person that is persistingly annoying you. The derivation of the word comes from a ho that was acting like a bitch. A ho that acts like a bitch is annoying, therefore, a hobitch is an annoying person that is quite bothersome and pestering.

Hey Bro, stop acting like a hobitch. You'd be lucky to get any pussy. Don't be so selective.

by ajppds March 10, 2008

Hubitch

N. An older female teacher. This person is usually opinionated, radical, and is a total bitch. It is impossible to get her to shut her fucking mouth and is an unreasonable grader, takes off points for disagreeing with her own opinions, and refuses to explain anything, forcing students to figure out everything on their own.

N. Any female English teacher that is a bitch.

V. To go on a anarchist rant, spewing off unreasonable ideas and opinions that if taken to the public would get one thrown in jail.

V. To yell, lecture or scold someone for not sharing your opinion, despite how unreasonable or how bullshit your own opinion is.

adj- Hubitchin' n. Hubition

"My english teacher wrote a giant 'no' on my research paper! WTF!?! She gave me a fucking fifty! What a fucking hubitch!!!"

"Oh for fucks sake! When she first started ranting it was alright, but now she's talking about assassinating the president. She's all out hubitching now."
-(this actually happened)-

by Cmitch4 January 17, 2008

hobitchslut

1) A term of honor and respect for a good friend. Often mistaken for a term of deragotary language, this is quite wrong as they do not know that it is some sort of "secret" between friends.

2) A greeting of casuality. Often used between good friends. This meaning is more widely known.

It is comprised of 3 words: ho, bitch, and slut.

Person 1:omg u r a hobitchslut
Person 2:oh why thank you!

Person 1:Hi hobitchslut!
Person 2:Sup!

by Daniel Lam May 20, 2008

Hybotchery

The felonous act of slapping a low flying goose in the ass with a wet towl

When the Canadian Geese take off to fly south for the winter you get your towl ready and strike immediately upon take-off and you slap as many as you can before they get out of reach. This is an illeagle act.

by Bob Weakley January 14, 2004

hebitchman

hebitchman is a female bitch who looks more like a man. She is very consistent in being a fake person. She has a very manly figure. She is also bi-polar. Hebitchman orginated in Orlando, Fl and is slowly but surely eating all the food that exists.

Damn your home girl is def a hebitchman.

by Hensalot February 9, 2009

Habitchuated

To become accustomed to a Bitch or a Bitchy situation.

Used to be I couldn't stand her, but I guess I'm becoming habitchuated.

by RogerZero March 9, 2010