Hybitch
A word used to describe used to describe a crazy eco-bitch. The kind of person who won't stop bragging about their prius mileage and eco friendliness.
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Hybitch • hebitch • Hobitch • Habitchual • Hubitch • Habitch • habitchual offender • Habitchuancer • Habitchuated • Habitchulator
Hubitch
N. An older female teacher. This person is usually opinionated, radical, and is a total bitch. It is impossible to get her to shut her fucking mouth and is an unreasonable grader, takes off points for disagreeing with her own opinions, and refuses to explain anything, forcing students to figure out everything on their own.
N. Any female English teacher that is a bitch.
V. To go on a anarchist rant, spewing off unreasonable ideas and opinions that if taken to the public would get one thrown in jail.
V. To yell, lecture or scold someone for not sharing your opinion, despite how unreasonable or how bullshit your own opinion is.
adj- Hubitchin' n. Hubition
N. Any female English teacher that is a bitch.
V. To go on a anarchist rant, spewing off unreasonable ideas and opinions that if taken to the public would get one thrown in jail.
V. To yell, lecture or scold someone for not sharing your opinion, despite how unreasonable or how bullshit your own opinion is.
adj- Hubitchin' n. Hubition
"My english teacher wrote a giant 'no' on my research paper! WTF!?! She gave me a fucking fifty! What a fucking hubitch!!!"
"Oh for fucks sake! When she first started ranting it was alright, but now she's talking about assassinating the president. She's all out hubitching now."
-(this actually happened)-
"Oh for fucks sake! When she first started ranting it was alright, but now she's talking about assassinating the president. She's all out hubitching now."
-(this actually happened)-
hobitchslut
1) A term of honor and respect for a good friend. Often mistaken for a term of deragotary language, this is quite wrong as they do not know that it is some sort of "secret" between friends.
2) A greeting of casuality. Often used between good friends. This meaning is more widely known.
It is comprised of 3 words: ho, bitch, and slut.
2) A greeting of casuality. Often used between good friends. This meaning is more widely known.
It is comprised of 3 words: ho, bitch, and slut.
hobitchslut by Daniel Lam May 20, 2008
Hybotchery
When the Canadian Geese take off to fly south for the winter you get your towl ready and strike immediately upon take-off and you slap as many as you can before they get out of reach. This is an illeagle act.
Hybotchery by Bob Weakley January 14, 2004
hebitchman
hebitchman is a female bitch who looks more like a man. She is very consistent in being a fake person. She has a very manly figure. She is also bi-polar. Hebitchman orginated in Orlando, Fl and is slowly but surely eating all the food that exists.
hebitchman by Hensalot February 9, 2009
Habitchuated
Habitchuated by RogerZero March 9, 2010
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The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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