hypito

describing something that is exciting, fun, or giving off hype energy in a cute or playful way; a softer or cuter version of hype.

"that outfit is so hypito"
"this party is going to be hypito"

hypito by Emerson Hayes December 8, 2025

hypito bestie 

really fun person to be around and someone who brings excitement and joy to everything you do with them.

He was being the best hypito bestie anyone could ask for.

hypito bestie by Emerson Hayes September 17, 2025

hypotolerance aftaurofecesism

Hypo = Low
Tolerance = the ability to endure
Af = to or toward
Tauro = Bull
Feces = Shit
Ism = The condition of

The condition of low ability to endure bull shit.

This condition is believe to be contracted through repeated exposure to high levels of bullshit and is curable only by a bullshit free environment for a minimum of 6 weeks at which time some testing to determine if the patients high saturation of bullshit has decreased to a level tolerable to permit additional exposure to people who talk shit and start shit. Upon reentry into a bullshit environment the patient may need restrictions which require a hypotolerance aftaurofecesism survival kit consisting of the following items:

1. Ear plugs: to prevent the hearing of bullshit

2. Stun gun: in case a bullshitter is too loud to be blocked out by the ear plug protection use the stun gun to temporarily stun the bullshitter long enough to plac item number 3.

3. Roll of duct tape: place over the mouth of the bullshitter so they are rendered incapable of talking shit.

I was recently diagnosed with hypotolerance aftaurofecesism.

hypotolerance aftaurofecesism by Aimstaind January 18, 2010

hyptonite 

Kryptonite for hipsters. Any previously obscure artistic entity that goes on to achieve mainstream acceptance, thereby rendering it irrelevant to hipsters, could be referred to as hyptonite.

James used to thoroughly enjoy Death Cab for Cutie, but he now claims that he never really cared for them. James must have been exposed to some serious hyptonite.

hyptonite by Chris Teja December 9, 2008

Hyptos 

kind, loyal and outgoing.

Wow, you are such a hyptos.

Hyptos by KingWillVIII February 28, 2017

hypotototamus 

An extreme version of hypo that is an endemic species. It can be found in Eastern Europe countries (Croatia, Bosnia and Serbia).

Look at that giant Hypotototamus!

hypotototamus by dubrovchanka December 2, 2010

hypstopia 

The Dystopian fool's paradise that results when hipsters have finally completely consumed and cannibalized culture and anyone who has had anything to say against it has been effectively suppressed, ignored, and/or stigmatized. A prevailing blandness (despite often loud fashion styles) permeates all in existence. Elitism with a D.I.Y. look masks a gentrified consumer slave state that is destined to consume itself. Narcissism is masked by a shrill, hyper-"sensitive" obsession with political correctness for the sake of it and the appearance of diversity without the mess of the actual thing. A blase "enthusiasm" (at best) for "creativity and diversity" masks an innate fatalism and a rampant sense of apathy. All previous cultures and subcultures are dead and/or assimilated. Anger at the overhyped stagnation is considered by most to be reactionary, hateful, and even bigoted. The soul of all culture is dead while zombie hipsters play with its corpse and wear smug smirks on their faces and call it an act of counterculture when all they're really doing is sucking each other off and declaring themselves the arbiters of good taste, intellect, art, outsider lifestylism, etc. Everyone else left alive is too rich to care, too brainwashed to object, too bigoted to prove the hipsters wrong, and/or too desperate, powerless, and voiceless to make a difference.

When living in a hypstopia, authenticity is like sex. Both fetishized and stigmatized, it is used to sell everything but the real thing.

hypstopia by VyleK October 14, 2012