Hypotonia 

Hypotonia is a lack of muscle tone which is the amount of tension/resistance to stretch in a muscle.

This could cause developmental delay in infants. Such as walking, running, etc could be later than expected.
Oh and constipation, but don't worry about that 😜(worry about it)

Sincerely, someone with a embarrassing medical history

"And what is your medical history?"

"UHHHMMMMM... Hypotonia 😎💧"

"😨"

Hypotonia by ZincDefines August 26, 2023

hyptonite 

Kryptonite for hipsters. Any previously obscure artistic entity that goes on to achieve mainstream acceptance, thereby rendering it irrelevant to hipsters, could be referred to as hyptonite.

James used to thoroughly enjoy Death Cab for Cutie, but he now claims that he never really cared for them. James must have been exposed to some serious hyptonite.

hyptonite by Chris Teja December 9, 2008

hypomania 

A less-extreme manifestation of mania, characterized by rapid speech, impulsivity, reduced need for sleep, overspending, hyperactivity, et cetera. Psychosis is not present. In Bipolar I patients, hypomania can be the precursor to full-blown mania.

"Honey? When you're talking at two hundred miles per hour about the philosophy of grape juice, I know you're hypomanic."

hypomania by lp March 24, 2005

hypobobia 

Acute lack of boba beverage.

My hypobobia is preventing me from working. Let's get some Boba Tea, stat.

hypobobia by jbgene November 15, 2017

Hyposocial 

To possess a distinct lack of social skills. From the Latin prefix -hypo, meaning "Less than normal." It is a descriptive word used to define individuals who display qualities that are against social norms, i.e. not bathing, use of inappropriate subject matter with peers or co-workers, distinct anti-pop culture attitude and dress. Can be shortened to simply "Hypo."

"Man, look at David, he's being so hyposocial. He hasn't showered in a week, he's plastered drunk, he's draping all over those girls, and oh my god he's talking about the civil war at a frat party."

Hyposocial by Alex Paliani July 24, 2008

hypstopia 

The Dystopian fool's paradise that results when hipsters have finally completely consumed and cannibalized culture and anyone who has had anything to say against it has been effectively suppressed, ignored, and/or stigmatized. A prevailing blandness (despite often loud fashion styles) permeates all in existence. Elitism with a D.I.Y. look masks a gentrified consumer slave state that is destined to consume itself. Narcissism is masked by a shrill, hyper-"sensitive" obsession with political correctness for the sake of it and the appearance of diversity without the mess of the actual thing. A blase "enthusiasm" (at best) for "creativity and diversity" masks an innate fatalism and a rampant sense of apathy. All previous cultures and subcultures are dead and/or assimilated. Anger at the overhyped stagnation is considered by most to be reactionary, hateful, and even bigoted. The soul of all culture is dead while zombie hipsters play with its corpse and wear smug smirks on their faces and call it an act of counterculture when all they're really doing is sucking each other off and declaring themselves the arbiters of good taste, intellect, art, outsider lifestylism, etc. Everyone else left alive is too rich to care, too brainwashed to object, too bigoted to prove the hipsters wrong, and/or too desperate, powerless, and voiceless to make a difference.

When living in a hypstopia, authenticity is like sex. Both fetishized and stigmatized, it is used to sell everything but the real thing.

hypstopia by VyleK October 14, 2012

Hypomaniacitis 

The main theme of having Hypomaniacitis is being extremely insecure and trying to appeal to popular people. Someone with this condition tends to call themselves Hypomaniac on the internet, this should be referred to as bad. Another symptom is being short with small man syndrome, sadly this means they will get more muscular, but this just makes them look even smaller. Hypomaniacitis gives the person a tendency to attempt to make everyone laugh by using bad memes and laughing at friends. There is also a very common occurrence of extreme anger management and glorified self image.

Wow, the guy who runs Hypomaniac on youtube must have Hypomaniacitis.

Hypomaniacitis by WillWisGAY August 27, 2018