hyptonite 

Kryptonite for hipsters. Any previously obscure artistic entity that goes on to achieve mainstream acceptance, thereby rendering it irrelevant to hipsters, could be referred to as hyptonite.

James used to thoroughly enjoy Death Cab for Cutie, but he now claims that he never really cared for them. James must have been exposed to some serious hyptonite.

hyptonite by Chris Teja December 9, 2008

hypotwite 

n.

One who joins Twitter after historically forswearing, ridiculing, or otherwise condemning its use, thus becoming a hypocrite; hence the portmanteau.

John: this is so stupid, wtf is this Twitter thing.
Kate: @John stop metatweeting about how much you hate Twitter, you hypotwite!

hypotwite by usman noyo August 4, 2009

hyphenite

A racist who is easily identified by the presence of "Some other arbitrary nationality or heritage (hyphen) American". Hyphenites also tend to be the most hypocritical of racists in that they are the most likely to claim being victim of the very racism they promote with their hyphenite heritage.

David: "Jose, are you a Mexican-American?"
Jose: "Kiss my ass, I'm no fucking hyphenite, I am an American"

hyphenite by non-prefixed american November 22, 2013

heptonitis

When such person with the last name “Hepton” is sick for my multiple days out of the week. A sickness so uncontrollable that it cripples you to the point where you are put on disability.

“You coming into work tomorrow man?”
“Not gonna happen guy, I got Heptonitis”

heptonitis by Heptonitis August 27, 2021

Hyptonic 

someone who is very fucking cool

dude did you see hyptonics clips yesterday? he's so fucking cool

Hyptonic by XxprogamingxX69420 December 16, 2020

Hortonite 

The branding given to children who attend Horton hichschool in Nova Scotia, Canada.

The Hortonite boys are known for their extremely small testicles which are usually accompanied by an extremely small penis.

The hortonite girls are all skanky skanky hoes unless, of course, they too have a penis.

"The Hortonite hockey team sucked hole and they all had small testicles"

"The hortonite girls are skanky skanky hoes"

Hortonite by Suck_My_Nkec January 24, 2005

Hypstonite

Anything that deters a Hipster, Such as anything that is popular or mainstream. A Hipster's Kryptonite.

Dude, Gangnam Style is complete Hypstonite.

Hypstonite by MaxX November 19, 2012