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Kryptonite for hipsters. Any previously obscure artistic entity that goes on to achieve mainstream acceptance, thereby rendering it irrelevant to hipsters, could be referred to as hyptonite.

James used to thoroughly enjoy Death Cab for Cutie, but he now claims that he never really cared for them. James must have been exposed to some serious hyptonite.

hyptonite by Chris Teja December 9, 2008

Words you can keep

hypotwite

n.

One who joins Twitter after historically forswearing, ridiculing, or otherwise condemning its use, thus becoming a hypocrite; hence the portmanteau.

John: this is so stupid, wtf is this Twitter thing.
Kate: @John stop metatweeting about how much you hate Twitter, you hypotwite!

hypotwite by usman noyo August 4, 2009

Related Words

hyptonite • Hypstonite • heptonitis • Hiptomites • Hortonite • hyphenite • hypotwite • Hyptonic

hyphenite

A racist who is easily identified by the presence of "Some other arbitrary nationality or heritage (hyphen) American". Hyphenites also tend to be the most hypocritical of racists in that they are the most likely to claim being victim of the very racism they promote with their hyphenite heritage.

David: "Jose, are you a Mexican-American?"
Jose: "Kiss my ass, I'm no fucking hyphenite, I am an American"

hyphenite by non-prefixed american November 22, 2013

heptonitis

When such person with the last name “Hepton” is sick for my multiple days out of the week. A sickness so uncontrollable that it cripples you to the point where you are put on disability.

“You coming into work tomorrow man?”
“Not gonna happen guy, I got Heptonitis”

heptonitis by Heptonitis August 27, 2021

Hyptonic

someone who is very fucking cool

dude did you see hyptonics clips yesterday? he's so fucking cool

Hyptonic by XxprogamingxX69420 December 16, 2020

Hortonite

The branding given to children who attend Horton hichschool in Nova Scotia, Canada.

The Hortonite boys are known for their extremely small testicles which are usually accompanied by an extremely small penis.

The hortonite girls are all skanky skanky hoes unless, of course, they too have a penis.

"The Hortonite hockey team sucked hole and they all had small testicles"

"The hortonite girls are skanky skanky hoes"

Hortonite by Suck_My_Nkec January 24, 2005

Hypstonite

Anything that deters a Hipster, Such as anything that is popular or mainstream. A Hipster's Kryptonite.

Dude, Gangnam Style is complete Hypstonite.

Hypstonite by MaxX November 19, 2012

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026