A country of southern Europe along the northeast Adriatic coast. It was settled by Croats in the 7th century, became a kingdom in the 10th century, and reached the height of its power in the 11th century before being conquered by Hungary in 1091. After the collapse of the Austro-Hungarian Empire in 1918, Croatia became a part of the Kingdom of Serbs, Croats, and Slovenes, which later became Yugoslavia. Croatia declared its independence from Yugoslavia in 1991.
by Drazen April 25, 2004
The closest thing to Brazil you will find in Europe. And I say that based on:
- Hot chicks
- Soccer related activities as an important part of local economy (playing, supporting,...)
- Nice beaches
- Low prices
- Patriotism
- Unique language in region
- ...
Janet: Hey Jim, I haven't seen you in a while now... I heard you were fired. Wow! Where'd you got that suntan?

James: (smiling) ...

Janet: And who's that gorgeous girl with you?

James: (giggling) ...

Janet: Will you answer me mofo?!

James: Croatia!!!
by blueskyscraper August 14, 2007
One of the best countries in the world.Great people, great music, great women, great cities, great beaches...great
Croatia is a great country.
by CROATIA June 22, 2005
Spain, but 3 times lighter on your wallet
Screw Spain, I ain't giving 3 euros for beer, I'd rather go to Croatia for a 0,99 one which is just as good. Once Croatia gets in the EU too, this deal is gone.

God bless cheap Croatia
by ICanSeeYouFap14 August 17, 2011
A country in Eastern Europe. Croatia is fully recovered from the war and ready to come into the European Union. Croatia is a wonderful country, and you can see that by the amount of people coming to Croatia, and moving back to Croatia from the foreing world. My family left Croatia in the war and we came back this summmer. I wouldn't call working and making money here EASY, but life here is better and more enjoyable for me then when I lived in the United States. Plus here, I have much more friends and concerts and places to go out. I LOVE CROATIA!!!

Croatia is a beautiful country in southeastern Europe.
by Draženko November 20, 2005
The best country in the world, great people, great food(also healthy), Adriatic sea, great music.
Croatia is the coolest country in the whole world!
by ProudCroat January 2, 2005