hyperass 

That which accelerates one's assic functions.

That Snickers™ bar was HYPERASS, I got the shits!

hyperass by That P August 25, 2007

Hyperausparesis

Hyperausparesis is used when someone says a joke or something remotely funny and causes you to laugh uncontrollably or make a series of puns (which suck), often causing a scene. This is only used when the situation becomes awkward or cringe after the person afflicted with hyperausparesis does something rash (e.g., tells a joke).

Person A: lmao ur so NOT funny
Person B: uhhh
Person C: AhhAHHAHAHAHAAHHhahahaAHha
Person C: you know what else is funny?
Person A: no.
Person C: your dad
Person C: AHAhaahhAHhahahaHha
Person B: *cringes*
Person B: Hyperausparesis am I right?

Hyperausparesis by taewithkookie April 15, 2022

hyperassilation 

Extreme fear or panic may cause someone's asshole to open and close (ocillate) at a high rate of speed. Hyperventalation of the ass.

When her husband pulled up in the driveway, John began suffering from acute hyperassilation. He grabbed his underwear and socks and ran out the back door.

hyperassilation by Rockhouse July 11, 2009

hyperastrist 

An Internet reviewer who exaggerates ratings, consistently giving either the worst or best possible score to any reviewed item.

Compare hemiastrist.

Origin: Greek HYPER (over, above) + ASTER (star)

"I don't think this hyperastrist realizes that 'OMGZ BEST MOVIE EVER!!!1' fails to capture the full scope and essence of the film."

hyperastrist by Gurn Blandston January 5, 2008

Hyper Ass 

An exaggerated drawn or photoshopped image of a character with a huge ass. Mostly used for sexual arousal in animated porn.

Mrs Incredible has a hyper ass and I'm bout to unzip

Hyper Ass by SergioBlack March 19, 2019

Hypermassive blackhole 

An extremely massive blackhole. A hyper-massive blackhole is larger than a supermassive blackhole and has the mass of at least a trillion suns, (ie. hyper-supermassive blackhole. aka. stupendously large blackhole).

'Two supermassive blackholes merged to create a blackhole so supermassive that it became a hyper-supermassive blackhole, (ie. hypermassive blackhole ), but even that's nothing compared to a super-hypermassive, (ie. mega-hyper-supermassive) blackhole and so on.'

(Please read my definition of a supermassive blackhole for more information).

Hypermassive blackhole by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 29, 2022

hyperasexual

A contradictory symptom, manifested by the lack of pleasure in sexual activity, with excessive physical capacity for this. It develops in people taking SSRI antidepressants and anabolic steroids.

-"Hey boy! Would you like to go on date to have sex with me?
- "Sure, but later. Let's be friends, for a three months in the beginning"
- "You are a strange... Why?"
- "I am hyperasexual. I can and want but can't and do not want"

hyperasexual by Jay Tee September 15, 2022