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Hyperausparesis
Hyperausparesis is used when someone says a joke or something remotely funny and causes you to laugh uncontrollably or make a series of puns (which suck), often causing a scene. This is only used when the situation becomes awkward or cringe after the person afflicted with hyperausparesis does something rash (e.g., tells a joke).
Person A: lmao ur so NOT funny
Person B: uhhh
Person C: AhhAHHAHAHAHAAHHhahahaAHha
Person C: you know what else is funny?
Person A: no.
Person C: your dad
Person C: AHAhaahhAHhahahaHha
Person B: *cringes*
Person B: Hyperausparesis am I right?
Person B: uhhh
Person C: AhhAHHAHAHAHAAHHhahahaAHha
Person C: you know what else is funny?
Person A: no.
Person C: your dad
Person C: AHAhaahhAHhahahaHha
Person B: *cringes*
Person B: Hyperausparesis am I right?
Hyperausparesis by taewithkookie April 15, 2022
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hyperassilation
Extreme fear or panic may cause someone's asshole to open and close (ocillate) at a high rate of speed. Hyperventalation of the ass.
When her husband pulled up in the driveway, John began suffering from acute hyperassilation. He grabbed his underwear and socks and ran out the back door.
hyperassilation by Rockhouse July 11, 2009
hyperastrist
An Internet reviewer who exaggerates ratings, consistently giving either the worst or best possible score to any reviewed item.
Compare hemiastrist.
Origin: Greek HYPER (over, above) + ASTER (star)
Compare hemiastrist.
Origin: Greek HYPER (over, above) + ASTER (star)
"I don't think this hyperastrist realizes that 'OMGZ BEST MOVIE EVER!!!1' fails to capture the full scope and essence of the film."
hyperastrist by Gurn Blandston January 5, 2008
Hyper Ass
An exaggerated drawn or photoshopped image of a character with a huge ass. Mostly used for sexual arousal in animated porn.
Hyper Ass by SergioBlack March 19, 2019
Hypermassive blackhole
An extremely massive blackhole. A hyper-massive blackhole is larger than a supermassive blackhole and has the mass of at least a trillion suns, (ie. hyper-supermassive blackhole. aka. stupendously large blackhole).
'Two supermassive blackholes merged to create a blackhole so supermassive that it became a hyper-supermassive blackhole, (ie. hypermassive blackhole ), but even that's nothing compared to a super-hypermassive, (ie. mega-hyper-supermassive) blackhole and so on.'
(Please read my definition of a supermassive blackhole for more information).
(Please read my definition of a supermassive blackhole for more information).
Hypermassive blackhole by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 29, 2022
hyperasexual
A contradictory symptom, manifested by the lack of pleasure in sexual activity, with excessive physical capacity for this. It develops in people taking SSRI antidepressants and anabolic steroids.
-"Hey boy! Would you like to go on date to have sex with me?
- "Sure, but later. Let's be friends, for a three months in the beginning"
- "You are a strange... Why?"
- "I am hyperasexual. I can and want but can't and do not want"
- "Sure, but later. Let's be friends, for a three months in the beginning"
- "You are a strange... Why?"
- "I am hyperasexual. I can and want but can't and do not want"
hyperasexual by Jay Tee September 15, 2022
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!