hyperass
That which accelerates one's assic functions.
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Hyperausparesis
Hyperausparesis is used when someone says a joke or something remotely funny and causes you to laugh uncontrollably or make a series of puns (which suck), often causing a scene. This is only used when the situation becomes awkward or cringe after the person afflicted with hyperausparesis does something rash (e.g., tells a joke).
Person A: lmao ur so NOT funny
Person B: uhhh
Person C: AhhAHHAHAHAHAAHHhahahaAHha
Person C: you know what else is funny?
Person A: no.
Person C: your dad
Person C: AHAhaahhAHhahahaHha
Person B: *cringes*
Person B: Hyperausparesis am I right?
Person B: uhhh
Person C: AhhAHHAHAHAHAAHHhahahaAHha
Person C: you know what else is funny?
Person A: no.
Person C: your dad
Person C: AHAhaahhAHhahahaHha
Person B: *cringes*
Person B: Hyperausparesis am I right?
Hyperausparesis by taewithkookie April 15, 2022
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hyperassilation
Extreme fear or panic may cause someone's asshole to open and close (ocillate) at a high rate of speed. Hyperventalation of the ass.
When her husband pulled up in the driveway, John began suffering from acute hyperassilation. He grabbed his underwear and socks and ran out the back door.
hyperassilation by Rockhouse July 11, 2009
hyperastrist
An Internet reviewer who exaggerates ratings, consistently giving either the worst or best possible score to any reviewed item.
Compare hemiastrist.
Origin: Greek HYPER (over, above) + ASTER (star)
Compare hemiastrist.
Origin: Greek HYPER (over, above) + ASTER (star)
"I don't think this hyperastrist realizes that 'OMGZ BEST MOVIE EVER!!!1' fails to capture the full scope and essence of the film."
hyperastrist by Gurn Blandston January 5, 2008
Hyper Ass
An exaggerated drawn or photoshopped image of a character with a huge ass. Mostly used for sexual arousal in animated porn.
Hyper Ass by SergioBlack March 19, 2019
Hypermassive blackhole
An extremely massive blackhole. A hyper-massive blackhole is larger than a supermassive blackhole and has the mass of at least a trillion suns, (ie. hyper-supermassive blackhole. aka. stupendously large blackhole).
'Two supermassive blackholes merged to create a blackhole so supermassive that it became a hyper-supermassive blackhole, (ie. hypermassive blackhole ), but even that's nothing compared to a super-hypermassive, (ie. mega-hyper-supermassive) blackhole and so on.'
(Please read my definition of a supermassive blackhole for more information).
(Please read my definition of a supermassive blackhole for more information).
Hypermassive blackhole by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 29, 2022
hyperasexual
A contradictory symptom, manifested by the lack of pleasure in sexual activity, with excessive physical capacity for this. It develops in people taking SSRI antidepressants and anabolic steroids.
-"Hey boy! Would you like to go on date to have sex with me?
- "Sure, but later. Let's be friends, for a three months in the beginning"
- "You are a strange... Why?"
- "I am hyperasexual. I can and want but can't and do not want"
- "Sure, but later. Let's be friends, for a three months in the beginning"
- "You are a strange... Why?"
- "I am hyperasexual. I can and want but can't and do not want"
hyperasexual by Jay Tee September 15, 2022