hyperastrist 

An Internet reviewer who exaggerates ratings, consistently giving either the worst or best possible score to any reviewed item.

Compare hemiastrist.

Origin: Greek HYPER (over, above) + ASTER (star)

"I don't think this hyperastrist realizes that 'OMGZ BEST MOVIE EVER!!!1' fails to capture the full scope and essence of the film."

hyperastrist by Gurn Blandston January 5, 2008

Hyperstricted 

Akin to a state of catatonia,
some have likened it to indentured servitude
while others describe it as
Ulitmate Stressedoutedness.

Wally was hyperstricted by his
Mortgage, Auto payments, Utility Bills,
Walyers, and Hellth-care concerns.

Hyperstricted by skipix December 9, 2008