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humpnado 

An orgy.
Things got slippery at the humpnado on Saturday!
humpnado by I, Wreckerrr March 14, 2017
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Humphried 

1- Getting offside drunk. You are unable to say no to any drink placed in front of you and will swear its your last. You answer questions with facial ticks and grunts and often remove articles of clothing.
"oh man that guy is fuckin Humphried"

"Why is he taking his shirt off? Oh he's Humphried"
Humphried by Johnny Papagorgio January 6, 2012
-noun- a hump or bootycall that comes over to not only hump but hang out for a bit too. similar to a friend with benefits but s/hes not a really a friend, they are just good at pillow talk.
"oh no, you can't come over to visit, i have humpany coming over tonight"
Humpany by BAMBIE July 18, 2007

Humpback Whale

Humpback Whales, also known as “behemoths” or “beluga whales” are Endangered creatures whom are large, sensitive, and are known for lack of common sense. They often weigh around 300+ pounds. Their goal is to erase men off the planet. #saveouroceans
If you touch a Humpback Whale, this behemoth will consider it as rape.
Humpback Whale by YaboiChria May 19, 2019

Humpalicious 

Someone that you find extremely attractive. A person you want to "hump" is humpalicious. You call a person humpalicious that you think is hot.
Girl 1: "Oh My God!!! That guy over there is really hot!!!"
Girl 2: "Yea!! He is so humpalicious!!!"
Humpalicious by **ViCiOuS** October 26, 2010

Kris Humphriesing 

Manhandling a woman without intending to. Throwing her around in a spirit of playfulness that is unknowingly a bit too rough. Think Lennie in "Of Mice and Men."
Baby, stop Kris Humphriesing me, I'm gonna get another black & blue!
Kris Humphriesing by potofgold December 11, 2012