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Ivana Humpalot 

A character in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Austin: And who are you baby?
Humpalot: Ivana... Ivana Humpalot
Austin: Excuse me?
Humpalot: Ivana Humpalot!
Austin: And Ivana toilet made out of solid gold but that's not in the cards isn't it now baby?
Ivana Humpalot by Dick2Ass69 May 17, 2016

Sir Humpalot

A Royal Hump. Someone that seems to enjoy being an idiot and/or causing others grief.
I think it's time we put Sir Humpalot in his place.
Sir Humpalot by Humphrey H. Hump October 3, 2014

Humpaloompa 

A tiny, round, sex addict. Occasionally of the orange variety which occurs from an embarrassing spray on tan. More times than not they are easy, unaccepted, and eerie.
"That humpaloompa does not belong in our society."

"Fardy is the ultimate humpaloompa!"
Humpaloompa by Susan Whales February 5, 2010
A fish. http://capitalcityweekly.com/stories/111208/community_20081112008.shtml

Monkey that humps boobs and dreams of scooters.

Credit to: Tony
Origin: Usually found in Florida garage or dog house
Humpalope AKA: Sean
Humpalope by g8trgirl January 16, 2009

humpality 

Like a fatality but with humping.
Did you see how she finished that guy off? Look at where her gun is at, hot diggity. That was one sweet humpality.
humpality by Trixie Tang July 14, 2005

hump alot 

An ass plug you put in your ass.
When you want to get intimate with someone yup ask them I'd they ass plug you instead of doggy style. Hump alot
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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