The act of engaging in intercourse with someone who has recently been divorced/widowed/broken up. A combination of rebound and one night stand, the ideal time window for humpfort is anywhere from the day after to a week after, when he/she is still emotional, and possibly going through sex withdrawal. The emotion clouds the mind, while the withdrawal cravings gives them drive; this combination means an easy score for practitioners of humpfort. If performed correctly, humpfort has all of the benefits of both rebounds and one night stands without the consequences. And if anything does go wrong, just blame the person you just slept with.

Jake: "Hans, you bastard, you slept with my ex -- not even an hour after we broke up!"
Hans: "Bra, ease up. It was humpfort, she totally was like all up on me before I could do anything. She's a whore, a complete scumbag and all the problems of the world can be blamed on her. Good thing you broke up with her."
Jake: "True that, Hans. Let's go listen to some generic rap-rock music in our rice burners."

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Homfortable

Happy and comfortable at the same time

I am so homfortable right now. Are you sitting homfortably?

Homfortable by Jordanaan March 4, 2015

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Humpfortable

To be comfortable during coitus as opposed to being unhumpfortable on a hard floor, concrete, or masonry tiles.

Dan: I was fucking cindy last night on the old memory foam mattress.

Joe: Oh I bet that was nice.

Dan: Yeah, we were quite humpfortable.

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humfortable

A hump that is comfortable.

She's humfortable: a good, comfortable, hump.

humfortable by expirio May 31, 2016

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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