humfort 

Humping for comfort sake.

Girl 1: Do you like him?
Girl 2: Nah, I only go to him for humfort!

humfort by The A-Team December 17, 2007

Humortman

daddy of carryminati

Humortman sexes me 24/7

Humortman by tommygr33n April 26, 2019

humortism 

having a poor sense of humor with no way of getting a good one.

"That was a horrible joke. You definitely have humortism."

humortism by Mr. Carter 43 7 January 25, 2018

humpfort 

The act of engaging in intercourse with someone who has recently been divorced/widowed/broken up. A combination of rebound and one night stand, the ideal time window for humpfort is anywhere from the day after to a week after, when he/she is still emotional, and possibly going through sex withdrawal. The emotion clouds the mind, while the withdrawal cravings gives them drive; this combination means an easy score for practitioners of humpfort. If performed correctly, humpfort has all of the benefits of both rebounds and one night stands without the consequences. And if anything does go wrong, just blame the person you just slept with.

Jake: "Hans, you bastard, you slept with my ex -- not even an hour after we broke up!"
Hans: "Bra, ease up. It was humpfort, she totally was like all up on me before I could do anything. She's a whore, a complete scumbag and all the problems of the world can be blamed on her. Good thing you broke up with her."
Jake: "True that, Hans. Let's go listen to some generic rap-rock music in our rice burners."

humpfort by MegaUltraChicken December 7, 2009

Homfortable 

Happy and comfortable at the same time

I am so homfortable right now. Are you sitting homfortably?

Homfortable by Jordanaan March 4, 2015

Humpfortable 

To be comfortable during coitus as opposed to being unhumpfortable on a hard floor, concrete, or masonry tiles.

Dan: I was fucking cindy last night on the old memory foam mattress.

Joe: Oh I bet that was nice.

Dan: Yeah, we were quite humpfortable.

Humpfortable by Jlad812 October 23, 2016

humfortable 

A hump that is comfortable.

She's humfortable: a good, comfortable, hump.

humfortable by expirio May 31, 2016