humortism

having a poor sense of humor with no way of getting a good one.

"That was a horrible joke. You definitely have humortism."

by Mr. Carter 43 7 January 25, 2018

homotism

Homotism is the expression of man’s exclusive focus on himself because of an erroneous belief that homo sapiens (mankind), the sole surviving species of the genus homo, is superior to all other species on earth and that this superiority gives mankind dominance and rights over all other life forms.

Homotism erroneously proposes that human characteristics, such as consciousness, altruism, intelligence, culture, creativity, morality, warfare, language, problem solving, monogamy, family, tool use, invention, innovation, flexibility, spirit, grieving and soul are behaviors reserved exclusively for mankind.

newly coined word by Victor Ciuccio Ph.D.

Homotism is the engine that drives climate change denial. It is homotistical for extractionist industries to abuse the commons. Every corporate shareholder meeting should have activists there to halt homotistical biases camouflaged
as shareholder fiduciary responsibility.

by Beppe November 22, 2018

Humoris

For people that aren't a smart ass and don't spell it, "humorous."

He thinks its humoris that I spelled it that way. Douche.

by Gleemen May 17, 2011

humorist ethics

A system of conduct where one acts solely to create the greatest amount of humor possible.

Jack could have given in and just let her know about the inside joke, but since he believed in humorist ethics, he drew out the conversation to revel in her frustration.

by carpenoctem63141 February 28, 2009

hurtism

An action where pain is inflicted under intention from another source or party, the practice of that infliction of pain.

'When I'm finished with him, he won't even know the meaning of the word hurtism'

'all this pain, all this hurtism, when will it stop'?

by Hatespectrum June 16, 2005

Techno-humorist

A person who uses high tech stuff and writes/speaks about the humor in using that technology.

Sandy can be very funny but he is only a techno-humorist.

by Sandesh S Deshmukh December 31, 2008

Humorgasm

Convulsions caused by a combination of sexual stimulation followed by uproarious laughter. Sexual stimulation increases tension and primes the body for release. The unexpected humor causes the aroused body to convulse with laughter, sometimes resulting in an unintended climax.

Derrick: "Oh, man, that girl’s pole dancing routine was so funny I almost had a humorgasm."

Dalton: "I know, right? Excuse me, I have to go change my underwear."

by FoamFan January 27, 2013