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humortism 

having a poor sense of humor with no way of getting a good one.
"That was a horrible joke. You definitely have humortism."
humortism by Mr. Carter 43 7 January 25, 2018
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Homotism is the expression of man’s exclusive focus on himself because of an erroneous belief that homo sapiens (mankind), the sole surviving species of the genus homo, is superior to all other species on earth and that this superiority gives mankind dominance and rights over all other life forms.

Homotism erroneously proposes that human characteristics, such as consciousness, altruism, intelligence, culture, creativity, morality, warfare, language, problem solving, monogamy, family, tool use, invention, innovation, flexibility, spirit, grieving and soul are behaviors reserved exclusively for mankind.

newly coined word by Victor Ciuccio Ph.D.
Homotism is the engine that drives climate change denial. It is homotistical for extractionist industries to abuse the commons. Every corporate shareholder meeting should have activists there to halt homotistical biases camouflaged
as shareholder fiduciary responsibility.
homotism by Beppe November 22, 2018
For people that aren't a smart ass and don't spell it, "humorous."
He thinks its humoris that I spelled it that way. Douche.
Humoris by Gleemen May 17, 2011

humorist ethics 

A system of conduct where one acts solely to create the greatest amount of humor possible.
Jack could have given in and just let her know about the inside joke, but since he believed in humorist ethics, he drew out the conversation to revel in her frustration.
humorist ethics by carpenoctem63141 February 28, 2009
An action where pain is inflicted under intention from another source or party, the practice of that infliction of pain.
'When I'm finished with him, he won't even know the meaning of the word hurtism'

'all this pain, all this hurtism, when will it stop'?
hurtism by Hatespectrum June 16, 2005

Techno-humorist 

A person who uses high tech stuff and writes/speaks about the humor in using that technology.
Sandy can be very funny but he is only a techno-humorist.
Techno-humorist by Sandesh S Deshmukh December 31, 2008

Humorgasm 

Convulsions caused by a combination of sexual stimulation followed by uproarious laughter. Sexual stimulation increases tension and primes the body for release. The unexpected humor causes the aroused body to convulse with laughter, sometimes resulting in an unintended climax.
Derrick: "Oh, man, that girl’s pole dancing routine was so funny I almost had a humorgasm."

Dalton: "I know, right? Excuse me, I have to go change my underwear."
Humorgasm by FoamFan January 27, 2013
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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