A precision
sport, which involves expelling faeces from one's anus at unsuspecting arabs. It's expected to be
done from at least the 6th floor of a building.
The
sport of humblejeeblebum also has a ranking system.
Obviously due to the difficulty of the task, the figures below are for total hits within one year.
0 Feeblejeeblebum
1 - 3 Heeblejeeblebum
4 - 7 Evilknieveljeeblebum
8 - 12 Legaleaglejeeblebum
12 -
20 Regalseagulljeeblebum
20+ Grandmassturd
"
Wow, what a humblejeeblebum. Some day I shall take up this sport, and reach the rank of Grandmassturd as my father did before he was killed by
death, and inspired mötorhead to write the song 'killed by
death' "