A tweet that pretends to show humility but which is actually bragging about something that happened to you. Similar to a humblebrag.
The key to a humbletweet is to pretend you don't understand why you are getting all this attention while also making a blatant attention grab in your tweet.
Examples of a humbletweet:
(sometweeter) > What? Why? "I have one of the top 5% most viewed @LinkedIn profiles for 2012"
(sometweeter2) > Rly dnt dsrv all this #attention 4 ths #volunteer wrk w/the #homeless. Thx!
A humblehoe is someone who posts something for attention then pretends to be humble about compliments while they are also bragging about something else.
Humblehoe: *posts selfie* "Just hanging out at the beach.
Person: "you look so pretty I love your bathing suit. 😍"
Humblehoe: "thanks it's my cheep one. I just bought one from Prada. But I can't find it. 😂 So clumsy."
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."