humbletweet

To retweet complimentary things others say about you so everyone knows how awesome you are without actually having to say it yourself.

"Oh, look. Betty's humbletweeting her RTs again. Good thing: I had NO CLUE how awesome she was until she made sure I read Frank's compliment!"

humbletweet by Chibi Jeeb August 17, 2014

humbletweet

A tweet that pretends to show humility but which is actually bragging about something that happened to you. Similar to a humblebrag.

The key to a humbletweet is to pretend you don't understand why you are getting all this attention while also making a blatant attention grab in your tweet.

Examples of a humbletweet:

(sometweeter) > What? Why? "I have one of the top 5% most viewed @LinkedIn profiles for 2012"

(sometweeter2) > Rly dnt dsrv all this #attention 4 ths #volunteer wrk w/the #homeless. Thx!

humbletweet by twidtwid February 12, 2013

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004