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reptilian humanoid 

Reptilian Humanoids are aliens that include Dinosaur Bros, Bird-looking mofos, and mermaid sirens to name a few. Not so much the stereotypical lizard-men. They aren’t Reptilian so much as they have nucleated blood cells. The fact that we use “Humanoid” to describe them is more of an insult to them than anything, as they are considerably more advanced than we are, and at best think of us as pets, not peers.

Contrary to popular misconceptions propagated by UFOlogists, they are not cold blooded species, especially when you compare them to some actual cold blooded species... like politicians and lawyers. They don’t need us as a food source, they don’t possess people, they don’t want to take the earth for their own, and they are not demons or spawns of Satan. That doesn’t mean that they are always nice, or that they have our best interests at heart, though.

The fact is that they are definitely here for their own benefit, not ours, and what they see as beneficial to humans might not align with our own views. For instance, killing off half the population with natural disasters and diseases seems like a completely viable alternative for managing the population away from destructive tendency’s like mastering particle acceleration and quantum entanglement. With technology like that, humans might actually have to be treated “humanely” or something. That is definitely destructive for a commodities market that focuses on treating them like livestock.
Hey Glork, what is with this whole thing with these silly earthlings calling us Reptilian Humanoids and thinking we are evil and shit?

I don’t Xyclon, I’m just here harvesting product. These humans, though... they are getting out of control. It is about time to prune back the population and set them back to a more manageable level of civilization and technology. A couple of earthquakes and plagues ought to do the trick. What to you think of hunter-gatherer? Early Agrarian?

Ah hell Glork, just throw down a few dozen giant meteors and let them figure it out for themselves.

Well, some of them are kind of cute, maybe we don’t have to kill quite so many of them this time?
reptilian humanoid by Byrdlady August 4, 2019

humanoid 

A being that resembles a human.
A robot that was designed to mimic the behavio of and/or look like a human being.

See android.
There is always a high possibility that the humanoid in an anime show is a very attractive female.
humanoid by AYB April 3, 2003

Humanoid Typhoon 

Nickname for Vash the Stampede, protagonist of the Japanese Anime television show Trigun.
"Upon hearing the rumor that Vash the Stampede was due to appear in town, the entire population evacuated within an hour."
Humanoid Typhoon by silverarm January 16, 2004

Mad Horny Calob Humanoid 

A very horny old milf with big saggy tits with a buttplug shoved in her anus!
Chris: That old milf is a mad horny calob humanoid!
Joey: I agree!

subsonic humanoid 

A person born with a deformity of the skull, making thier head look like 2 Liter bottle of pepsi. Without knowing it, they are constantly sending out subliminal messages in everything they say. You may not be paying attention to it when it speaks because it sounds retarded, but there will be information left deep in your brain for future revelations.

The best way I can describe a subsonic humaniod is a guy with a not very well structured skull and there's blood filling his head like a water balloon that's about to burst at any moment. If you see a subsonic humaniod RUN away don't try and act tough because you don't stand a chance.
My sister is a subsonic humanoid. I have to wash her, feed her, and teach her right from wrong.

Family means the world to me.
subsonic humanoid by Reader. April 1, 2009

Humaning 

To act in a way that can only be described as human.
My friend got mad at me for making up this word so I told her I'm just humaning and she should get over it.