You tuck you arms inside of your long sleeve shirt, pull your penis out of your pants, and then run. Your sleeves flap like elephant ears, and your penis is the trunk.
A group of people that seemed fun and non aggressive until they were ordered to rush the stage.
The people in the stampede weren't inherently aggressive jerks, they were thought to be fun people, but since they were part of the human problem and not innocent like animals, they are not without guilt or responsibility. A person doesn't have to be an aggressive asshole in the way that Derek Chauvin was to kill somebody, there is no kind of person that isn't part of the problem.
Stampede Variant: A brand new variant of Covid-19. Normally passed amongst the unvaccinated at the spread neck events at the “greatest outdoor show on Earth”
See also: STIs spread during said show in non-Covid times
Friend 1: you haven’t stopped coughing since the rodeo
Friend 2: I’m not going for a test, I don’t think I’ve caught the Stampede Variant.
Annual insanity of retailers offering 10 pieces of heavily advertised discounted items for a mob of 1000s shoppers battling through insults and bruises toward the store isles.
Usually occurring on Black Fiday.
"Last season's Stampede Shopping was regulated through a lottery system..."