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When an animal sexually assaults and fucks a human. Opposite of Beastiality, when a human sexually assaults and fucks an animal. Beastiality is illegal but Humanality is legal.
Jack: You want to get fucked by my pony?
Jill: Isn't Beastiality Illegal?
Jack: Beastiality would be if you fucked the animal, but in this case you're just going to pull down your pants and bend over on all fours and if the animal wants to fuck you, AND I KNOW IT WILL, this is Humanality!!! When The Animal Fucks You!!!
Jill: What if it comes inside me?
Jack: You can't get pregnant, and it's cum is about fifty times more than what a human can produce. It's safe sex without the need for birth control or condoms, and you can experience what it's like to have something cum inside you!
Jill: Since you put it that way, it makes perfect since cause the animal decides, the animal is doing all the work, I can't get pregnant, and I get a cream pie. OK, I'll do it!
Jack: I knew you would. Now just put on these lockable ankle and wrist restraints and let me strap you into that doggy style stockade with lockable waist bar and lockable neck stand.
Jill: OK, I'm locked in and ready.
Jack: OK, here they come!
Jill: THEY?
Jack: Don't worry, there's only ten of them.
Jill: Isn't Beastiality Illegal?
Jack: Beastiality would be if you fucked the animal, but in this case you're just going to pull down your pants and bend over on all fours and if the animal wants to fuck you, AND I KNOW IT WILL, this is Humanality!!! When The Animal Fucks You!!!
Jill: What if it comes inside me?
Jack: You can't get pregnant, and it's cum is about fifty times more than what a human can produce. It's safe sex without the need for birth control or condoms, and you can experience what it's like to have something cum inside you!
Jill: Since you put it that way, it makes perfect since cause the animal decides, the animal is doing all the work, I can't get pregnant, and I get a cream pie. OK, I'll do it!
Jack: I knew you would. Now just put on these lockable ankle and wrist restraints and let me strap you into that doggy style stockade with lockable waist bar and lockable neck stand.
Jill: OK, I'm locked in and ready.
Jack: OK, here they come!
Jill: THEY?
Jack: Don't worry, there's only ten of them.
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Get the humana humana mug.A person who is overly obsessed with humans and thinks they are superior to all other animals.
May also think that humans are not animals.
May also think that humans are not animals.
Me: "Oh no, they have abused/hunted all these wonderful foxes for fun!"
Josh: "So? They don't count. As long if they don't hunt us humanz"
Me: "Foxes have living rights, just like Humans!"
Josh: "No they don't, only humans have special rights, not animals"
Me: "You are a animal too"
Josh: "NO I"M NOT *LALALALALALA* Humans came first! Humans are special!!! God saiz so!"
Me: Wow, you are a humanaboo.
Josh: "So? They don't count. As long if they don't hunt us humanz"
Me: "Foxes have living rights, just like Humans!"
Josh: "No they don't, only humans have special rights, not animals"
Me: "You are a animal too"
Josh: "NO I"M NOT *LALALALALALA* Humans came first! Humans are special!!! God saiz so!"
Me: Wow, you are a humanaboo.
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