humaad
stupid idiot
A Humaad
humaad by Mot( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) May 2, 2019
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humand
A "humand" is a person who understands, uses and relies on technology. They recognise that all people are humans and that we are individual in our approach but do require technology for aspects of life.
Steve Jobs was a "humand".
humand by the humand August 6, 2019
Humadoodle
A man, probably of Middle Eastern descent, whose hair covers his arms, shoulders, back, and chest in one continuous coat. The hair is typically curly, not unlike a poodle. We know that he is so hairy because he is very comfortable doing outside activities such as yard work or taking the occasional jog around the park without a shirt.
Humadoodle by Gustero February 21, 2011
Ten Billion Humand Second Century
A unit describing how improbable a thing is, defined by Matt Parker. If a ten billion humans would do something every second, none stop for a century, it will happen 3.15×10^19. Based on that, you can be sure that if the probability of something is worse than a Ten Billion Humand Second Century, its not gonna happen.
"If i keep trying, i can eventually get a hollow knight speed run where every enemy give me essence, right?"
"Thats can't happen is Ten Billion Humand Second Century, thats not gonna happen. Unless you gonna use a mod to get some dream luck..."
"Thats can't happen is Ten Billion Humand Second Century, thats not gonna happen. Unless you gonna use a mod to get some dream luck..."
Ten Billion Humand Second Century by MazerT November 6, 2021
Humaydah
Humaydah is a peng and beautiful girl who may sometimes be weird and annoying, but that's what makes her goofy as well as funny. She is loud once comfortable and always tends to have a smile on her face. She is unique just like her name. Humaydah can't be compared to when it comes to her personality, she is very friendly. She also has really gorgeous hair. She isn't the type to look for a relationship though, she finds them awkward and thunks they are a waste of time.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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