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Humpalicious
Someone that you find extremely attractive. A person you want to "hump" is humpalicious. You call a person humpalicious that you think is hot.
Girl 1: "Oh My God!!! That guy over there is really hot!!!"
Girl 2: "Yea!! He is so humpalicious!!!"
Girl 2: "Yea!! He is so humpalicious!!!"
Humpalicious by **ViCiOuS** October 26, 2010
Humanality
When an animal sexually assaults and fucks a human. Opposite of Beastiality, when a human sexually assaults and fucks an animal. Beastiality is illegal but Humanality is legal.
Jack: You want to get fucked by my pony?
Jill: Isn't Beastiality Illegal?
Jack: Beastiality would be if you fucked the animal, but in this case you're just going to pull down your pants and bend over on all fours and if the animal wants to fuck you, AND I KNOW IT WILL, this is Humanality!!! When The Animal Fucks You!!!
Jill: What if it comes inside me?
Jack: You can't get pregnant, and it's cum is about fifty times more than what a human can produce. It's safe sex without the need for birth control or condoms, and you can experience what it's like to have something cum inside you!
Jill: Since you put it that way, it makes perfect since cause the animal decides, the animal is doing all the work, I can't get pregnant, and I get a cream pie. OK, I'll do it!
Jack: I knew you would. Now just put on these lockable ankle and wrist restraints and let me strap you into that doggy style stockade with lockable waist bar and lockable neck stand.
Jill: OK, I'm locked in and ready.
Jack: OK, here they come!
Jill: THEY?
Jack: Don't worry, there's only ten of them.
Jill: Isn't Beastiality Illegal?
Jack: Beastiality would be if you fucked the animal, but in this case you're just going to pull down your pants and bend over on all fours and if the animal wants to fuck you, AND I KNOW IT WILL, this is Humanality!!! When The Animal Fucks You!!!
Jill: What if it comes inside me?
Jack: You can't get pregnant, and it's cum is about fifty times more than what a human can produce. It's safe sex without the need for birth control or condoms, and you can experience what it's like to have something cum inside you!
Jill: Since you put it that way, it makes perfect since cause the animal decides, the animal is doing all the work, I can't get pregnant, and I get a cream pie. OK, I'll do it!
Jack: I knew you would. Now just put on these lockable ankle and wrist restraints and let me strap you into that doggy style stockade with lockable waist bar and lockable neck stand.
Jill: OK, I'm locked in and ready.
Jack: OK, here they come!
Jill: THEY?
Jack: Don't worry, there's only ten of them.
Humanality by xSelectivex July 3, 2011
Humaliated
Intense humiliation experienced when you are the spouse of a public figure that is nationally and/or internationally exposed for lewd and lascivious behavior.
Huma Abedin must be so humaliated by her husband's Weinergate publicity. So glad Hillary Clinton is there for moral support!
Humaliated by WordCurious June 17, 2011
Humbalah
A statement given while watching another person performing some kind of dishonest or illegal action.
Syn. Humbah, Humbalalah, Humbala Ukulele Momma Kissed The Baby Peanut Butter Jelly Daddy Did The Hula
Syn. Humbah, Humbalalah, Humbala Ukulele Momma Kissed The Baby Peanut Butter Jelly Daddy Did The Hula
Humbalah by David Hawaii May 22, 2007