When you put four strap-ons on, two on your sides, one on the front, and one on the back. Then, move your hips in a circular motion, fucking four other people while doing so.

Did you hear Peter finally pulled off a successful Hawaiian Hula Hoop?

Hawaiian Hula Hoop by Smoovy December 6, 2018

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horizontal hula

to have sex, do the nasty, get jiggy with it.

dick and jane did the horizontal hula after the prom.

horizontal hula by wastinmoola January 24, 2004

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Hulland

A kid who sucks at everything and has butt sex with his dog Milo. Hulland usually attempts to tempt Milo by spread peanut butter on his body. He's also known as a BIG FOIG!

GUY 1: Hey you Hulland!

GUY 2: Yo you want me to call my SURREY BOIS COME SMASH YOU? HUH?! I ain't a kid.

Hulland by HEAT LEVEL OVER 9000 July 25, 2011

Matthias Helvar

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Not bulletproof

Matthias Helvar is not bulletproof

Matthias Helvar by Simping.for.bakingsoda May 31, 2021

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