Halvard

to be a potato; to ask what load is; if cookies give you virus; potato; height != IQ;

Person1: what is cookies? do i get virus from cookies?
Person2: halvard pls

Halvard by bestofsonny April 26, 2013

Halvard

A person with this name is a sheaf.

"Halvard er et nek."
"Halvard is a sheaf."

Halvard by Spartanous21 December 16, 2019

Halvard

Halvard is the ugliest name in the world. It is an uncommon name in Norway because almost no one are stupid enough to call their child Halvard. Halvard is the wrong way to write the name Hallvar, Halvar or Hallvard. If you call your daughter Halvard, you need help from a psychriatist.

- What is your son's name?
- Halvard.

*vomiting sounds*

Halvard by Pangcheng January 5, 2022

Halvard

Halvard is the most genius type of human and is a own specie that is cooler than others. Halvard BS is the sexiest person in the entire world.

Halvard is cool

Halvard by hbs3411 October 9, 2018

Halvard

A Halvard is always the second best looking in a group of friends. He is way better than a Jonthan, but a bit worse than a Mikkel. A Halvard is also a synonom for a guy whom loves long distance relationships.

*Hood nigga voice*- EEy homie dat bitch live all the way up to Nesbyen U cant be with her!
*Lil bitchass Halvard *-I love her man and her dad has nice cars!
*Hood nigga voice* U such a lil bitchass Halvard!

Halvard by Mjåk September 21, 2017

Harvard 

A strict university that rejects the following people,

-People who live in the West
-People who live in the East
-People who live in the North

-People who live in the South
-People who prefer Apple
-People who prefer Android
-People who are liberal
-People who are conservative
-People who are totalitarian
-People who are anarchist
-People who use the internet
-People who don’t use the internet
-People who drink coke

-People who drink water
-People who drink juice
-People who drink alcoholics
-People who have been to a previous university
-People who have not been to a previous university
-People who breathe

Hey I got accepted into Harvard!

Ok alien!

Wait wha-

Harvard by AnOrganism February 9, 2021

Harvard Time

Seven minutes later than real time. A comment on how classes at Harvard start 7 minutes after they are listed (example: at 10:07 instead of at 10:00) to allow time for students who must cross the campus from one class to another.

TF: Tim, you're late for section.
Tim: But it's only 4:02? Come on, what about Harvard Time?

Harvard Time by mash92587 October 14, 2006