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Spoilers 

The ruining of a surprise in a book, movie, tv program, etc.
So, Sasuke pwns Itachi only to discover that Itachi was a good guy and that he massacred his clan on orders from the higher ups. Turns out the entire Uchiha Clan was planning to take over the village. Ironic isn't it? Now Sasuke wants to crush the village.
Oh, and Snape is going to kill Dumbledore But he actually is good. And Harry will live.
Oops, I forgot to put a Spoiler Warning didn't I? Well, hope the Spoilers didn't ruin your day.
Spoilers by Namahagetecno37 June 19, 2008
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Spoilers 

Another acronym for the police, used in the same way as 'gavvers', 'feds' etc
Oh look out, here come the spoilers. Let's whistle the Laurel & Hardy tune to annoy them
Spoilers by lexy February 24, 2009

spoilers 

Spoilers are experts from the real boom or story, that you may not know of yet. This is to tell you that if you have not read the book or story but plan to, but don't want to ruin it, to not read that fanfiction. The parts of the novel you may not know yet are written in the text. See fanfiction for more information on those.
"Hey Sarah, this now HP fic has spoilers in it for the new book. Should I read it?"

"Not if you want the boom to be a surprise, Judy".
spoilers by Jennvellcs November 23, 2007

Spoilers are Toilers 

A saying people all over the world use all of the time to point out how spoilers are like toilets because the stink.
Brian: Hey Jim did you hear about the facts surrounding the One-Piece time skip?

Jim: Bro I haven’t seen it don’t say anything, spoilers are toilers!!

Harlan Spoilers 

When you spoil a part of a game that has no actual relation to the plot of the story but rather a gameplay moment that would have been a realization of putting two and two together in game.
Friend 1: Oh did you guys see that you can make a pipe bomb in game?
Friend 2: Shush. Spoilers.
Friend 1: Classic case of Harlan Spoilers...

endgame spoilers 

Florence told me that Iron man dies. April did u know that Captain Marvel gets pounded by Thanos?
endgame spoilers by YEEEEE BOI April 24, 2019

Life Spoilers 

Children - more specifically, one's own offspring.
Jeez. I'd be driving a Porsche 911 now if we didn't have the Life Spoilers.
Life Spoilers by Tegsy July 6, 2009