A person with their head so far up their ass, their physical structure implies a circular figure; resembling a large human ring. Also, perhaps, an advanced asshat, or an aggressively annoying simpleton.
"Charlie, I tried to figure out what that hoop wanted, but her head was so far up her ass, you could roll her down the street," said Mr. O'Shea.
by Umlaut Tilde May 10, 2010
Person A: I have another reason to hate the Trojans.
Person B: You should just get the hoop, seriously. This is the 2000s
Person B: You should just get the hoop, seriously. This is the 2000s
by YINGISWRONG December 11, 2009
by hoopthumber December 15, 2010
by KidT April 18, 2009
by Ambrose Hooper April 16, 2008