Hoop

Ringpiece, sphincter, arse ring

You can lick my hoop son!

by hoop shooter July 8, 2009

Hoop

A person with their head so far up their ass, their physical structure implies a circular figure; resembling a large human ring. Also, perhaps, an advanced asshat, or an aggressively annoying simpleton.

"Charlie, I tried to figure out what that hoop wanted, but her head was so far up her ass, you could roll her down the street," said Mr. O'Shea.

by Umlaut Tilde May 10, 2010

Hoop

Contraceptive ring used by females.

Person A: I have another reason to hate the Trojans.
Person B: You should just get the hoop, seriously. This is the 2000s

by YINGISWRONG December 10, 2009

Hoop

Ones Anus/rectal passage!

i: stop trying to thumb my hoop.
ii: can i touch your hoop?
iii: no gareth you cant thumb my hoop.

by hoopthumber December 17, 2010

Hoop

Slang term for the toilet.

"Yo, it's gonna be a photo finish, where's the friggin hoop in this place??"

by KidT April 18, 2009

Hoop

to Hoop something is to take in an excessive amount to furthur one's self being to a higher level.

"Quit Hooping the joint"

by Ambrose Hooper April 15, 2008

Hoop

A slang term for the video game Halo.

Used for the shape of a Halo i.e a hoop.

The opening screen for Halo 2 focuses on a large "Hoop"

Wanna meet me on XBOX live and play some Hoop?

You playin' hoop?

Man, i just pwned a guy at hoop

by Bechiimc January 9, 2009