hugburgler 

The lonely individual who compels himself to provide unsolicited and often unwarranted affection from others by forcing an awkward embrace (or hug) on them and "steals" hugs much like the Hamburgler steals burgers.

Watch her work a room when she leaves, she is a total hugburgler going right up to people and saying goodbye to everyone in the room.

hugburgler by FilthyJock January 10, 2006

Humbuggler 

When someone kills or steals the Christmas spirit with a bad attitude, ruining the cheer around them.

It was a lovely Christmas until my uncle announced to the children that Santa wasn't real. He's such a Humbuggler!

Humbuggler by Thegranitehills December 13, 2009

hamburgler 

Thomas Ryan Murphy at RPI

Ryan (the hamburgler) pre-gamed Meal Plan with a hamburger

hamburgler by TNFiji November 15, 2004

sexy hamburgler 

the sexy hamburgler is what happens when god deems that the second coming must come and the bringer shall be the most glorious bastard of all. looking like an inkling mixed with an aidan if you read this you are cursed and need to type sexy hamburgler in one of your friend's web browsers (he prefers safari, cause it sucks.)

Thanos: Oh god, the sexy hamburgler is here.
Shaggy: We will most surely perish.
Matt: Goodbye, my brothers. May we meet again in the next life.

sexy hamburgler by Sir Kibble September 12, 2019

The Hamburgler 

When a girl uses the grease from a fast food hamburger as lubricant for a kickin' handjob.

"After eating some White Castle's I turned on some Barry White, lit some candles and that girl gave me quite the hamburgler!"

The Hamburgler by KuJo December 12, 2004

humburger

When you're suck two dicks in your mouth at the same time and start humming the star spangled banner.

Jenny gave Steve and I a humburger at the party last night.

humburger by wiki-diki May 13, 2018

hamburgler 

The most notorious criminal in American history. Reponsible for the pickle mutiny of 1932 and heisting millions of Hamburgers from the McDonalds archive.

If the Hamburgler ever stole my burger, I'd shoot him in the back as he fled.

hamburgler by jerem December 20, 2003