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hugburgler

The lonely individual who compels himself to provide unsolicited and often unwarranted affection from others by forcing an awkward embrace (or hug) on them and "steals" hugs much like the Hamburgler steals burgers.
Watch her work a room when she leaves, she is a total hugburgler going right up to people and saying goodbye to everyone in the room.
by FilthyJock January 10, 2006
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Humbuggler

When someone kills or steals the Christmas spirit with a bad attitude, ruining the cheer around them.
It was a lovely Christmas until my uncle announced to the children that Santa wasn't real. He's such a Humbuggler!
by Thegranitehills December 13, 2009
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hamburgler

Ryan (the hamburgler) pre-gamed Meal Plan with a hamburger
by TNFiji November 15, 2004
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sexy hamburgler

the sexy hamburgler is what happens when god deems that the second coming must come and the bringer shall be the most glorious bastard of all. looking like an inkling mixed with an aidan if you read this you are cursed and need to type sexy hamburgler in one of your friend's web browsers (he prefers safari, cause it sucks.)
Thanos: Oh god, the sexy hamburgler is here.
Shaggy: We will most surely perish.
Matt: Goodbye, my brothers. May we meet again in the next life.
by Sir Kibble September 12, 2019
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The Hamburgler

When a girl uses the grease from a fast food hamburger as lubricant for a kickin' handjob.
"After eating some White Castle's I turned on some Barry White, lit some candles and that girl gave me quite the hamburgler!"
by KuJo December 12, 2004
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humburger

When you're suck two dicks in your mouth at the same time and start humming the star spangled banner.
Jenny gave Steve and I a humburger at the party last night.
by wiki-diki May 13, 2018
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hamburgler

The most notorious criminal in American history. Reponsible for the pickle mutiny of 1932 and heisting millions of Hamburgers from the McDonalds archive.
If the Hamburgler ever stole my burger, I'd shoot him in the back as he fled.
by jerem December 20, 2003
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