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A horrid Chinese province, home to the Wuhan Lab of Virology, which created and released Covid-19, killing millions of people worldwide. DO NOT VISIT
Ron: I’m thinking of visiting China this upcoming week. Where should I go?

Jacob: There are many beautiful parts of China. Just steer clear of the Hubei province. Its cities are extremely ugly, the food is terrible, the air quality sucks, and the people living there do nothing but run around eating bats!

Ron: But I thought Covid-19 was created in a lab.

Jacob: Even if it wasn’t, Hubei single handedly released a virus killing millions of human beings, including over 60,000 Chinese. You should not visit.
Hubei by AnonymousMarowak2817 February 1, 2023

Hubei Express 

Being exposed to catching the coronavirus and or serious and immediate danger.
Jake was on a business trip to China recently. He rode the Hubei Express hard.
Hubei Express by john510runner March 3, 2020
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Hubei Spicy Lung 

A colloquial term for the COVID-19 strain of Novel Coronavirus. Commonly used to incite ironic juxtaposition with US President Donald Trump's terminology, "Chinese Virus".
Surprisingly, the Victorian man tested negative for Hubei Spicy Lung
Hubei Spicy Lung by Mr.Disco June 29, 2020

Hubris’ one-nut bitch 

An arrogant asshole who insults you during a conversation believing they are so intelligent that you did not pick up on it.
The manager at Jimmy’s porn shop symposium is such a Hubris’ one-nut bitch. He actually believed that I thought you used real horses in pony play.
Hubris’ one-nut bitch by Bearman December 29, 2020

St. Hubbins

Marty DiBergi: David St. Hubbins... I must admit I've never heard anybody with that name.

David St. Hubbins: It's an unusual name, well, he was an unusual saint, he's not a very well known saint.

Marty DiBergi: Oh, there actually is, uh... there was a Saint Hubbins?

David St. Hubbins: That's right, yes.

Marty DiBergi: What was he the saint of?

David St. Hubbins: He was the patron saint of quality footwear.
St. Hubbins by SCOTT!!! September 18, 2005
A sweet HOT and beautiful girl that is sexy has big heart very funny popular and is wild at times VERY intelligent
Hunei is All Guys dream girl !!!
hunei by Coolz person 😁 January 27, 2017

Pornelius Hubert

The full name of Porn Hub
My full name is Pornelius Hubert
Pornelius Hubert by ColaCode July 14, 2018
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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