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by AnonymousMarowak2817 April 4, 2020
Get the U.K Cheese mug.“Have you heard of the Coronavirus”
“Yes. I also know it won’t last very long”
“Why”
“It’s Made in China”
“Yes. I also know it won’t last very long”
“Why”
“It’s Made in China”
by AnonymousMarowak2817 May 18, 2020
Get the Coronavirus mug.The Cotton Candy Pokemon. Usually referred to as an ugly inanimate object Pokémon that has no real use in the Pokémon world
Person 1: Hey man, I just caught a Slurpuff!
Person 2: Slurpuff sucks. If I was a Slurpuff I would cry because I sucked so much
Person 2: Slurpuff sucks. If I was a Slurpuff I would cry because I sucked so much
by AnonymousMarowak2817 May 20, 2020
Get the slurpuff mug.Did you hear about the news, and how schools are demanding to keep their sports programs, even though students could catch the Coronavirus?
Sorry sweetie, not my circus, not my monkey. I’m doing school online this semester
Sorry sweetie, not my circus, not my monkey. I’m doing school online this semester
by AnonymousMarowak2817 August 20, 2020
Get the Not my Circus, Not my Monkey mug.A dope Loch Ness monster from the first generation Pokémon games. Also known as the second best Pokémon ever, only behind Marowak.
Person 1: I just found a Lapras in Pokémon Go!
Person 2: Wow dude, you’re so lucky, I’ve been waiting hours for one
Person 3: Oh Lapras is way better than Slurpuff
Person 4: Yeah totally, Slurpuff can go suck it
Person 2: Wow dude, you’re so lucky, I’ve been waiting hours for one
Person 3: Oh Lapras is way better than Slurpuff
Person 4: Yeah totally, Slurpuff can go suck it
by AnonymousMarowak2817 August 21, 2020
Get the Lapras mug.A horrid Chinese province, home to the Wuhan Lab of Virology, which created and released Covid-19, killing millions of people worldwide. DO NOT VISIT
Ron: I’m thinking of visiting China this upcoming week. Where should I go?
Jacob: There are many beautiful parts of China. Just steer clear of the Hubei province. Its cities are extremely ugly, the food is terrible, the air quality sucks, and the people living there do nothing but run around eating bats!
Ron: But I thought Covid-19 was created in a lab.
Jacob: Even if it wasn’t, Hubei single handedly released a virus killing millions of human beings, including over 60,000 Chinese. You should not visit.
Jacob: There are many beautiful parts of China. Just steer clear of the Hubei province. Its cities are extremely ugly, the food is terrible, the air quality sucks, and the people living there do nothing but run around eating bats!
Ron: But I thought Covid-19 was created in a lab.
Jacob: Even if it wasn’t, Hubei single handedly released a virus killing millions of human beings, including over 60,000 Chinese. You should not visit.
by AnonymousMarowak2817 February 1, 2023
Get the Hubei mug.A made up gender identity that originated on Tumblr. It describes someone who has a base gender (male, female, agender, etc.) but it changes depending on the people they interact with. Some consider it valid, while other people don't see it as a valid identity, but the person just simply trying to fit in
Person 1: I'm a chameleogender. What that means is that I identify as male when I'm around guys like you, but identify as a female when around women
Person 2: I'll support you and all, but I just think you're trying to fit in with the people around you, and are mistaking that for your identity. Nothing wrong with that
Person 1: It's valid. I SWEAR!
Person 2: Even if it is, you still don't need to make LGBTQ+ your whole identity
Person 2: I'll support you and all, but I just think you're trying to fit in with the people around you, and are mistaking that for your identity. Nothing wrong with that
Person 1: It's valid. I SWEAR!
Person 2: Even if it is, you still don't need to make LGBTQ+ your whole identity
by AnonymousMarowak2817 May 10, 2022
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