AnonymousMarowak2817's definitions

Hubei

A horrid Chinese province, home to the Wuhan Lab of Virology, which created and released Covid-19, killing millions of people worldwide. DO NOT VISIT

Ron: I’m thinking of visiting China this upcoming week. Where should I go?

Jacob: There are many beautiful parts of China. Just steer clear of the Hubei province. Its cities are extremely ugly, the food is terrible, the air quality sucks, and the people living there do nothing but run around eating bats!

Ron: But I thought Covid-19 was created in a lab.

Jacob: Even if it wasn’t, Hubei single handedly released a virus killing millions of human beings, including over 60,000 Chinese. You should not visit.

by AnonymousMarowak2817 February 1, 2023

chameleogender

A made up gender identity that originated on Tumblr. It describes someone who has a base gender (male, female, agender, etc.) but it changes depending on the people they interact with. Some consider it valid, while other people don't see it as a valid identity, but the person just simply trying to fit in

Person 1: I'm a chameleogender. What that means is that I identify as male when I'm around guys like you, but identify as a female when around women

Person 2: I'll support you and all, but I just think you're trying to fit in with the people around you, and are mistaking that for your identity. Nothing wrong with that

Person 1: It's valid. I SWEAR!

Person 2: Even if it is, you still don't need to make LGBTQ+ your whole identity

by AnonymousMarowak2817 May 10, 2022

hlubby

A word that describes Hannah’s horse

Hannah’s hlubby horse

by AnonymousMarowak2817 February 12, 2022

Jimmy Whiteguy

1. A stereotypical term for a white American man, similar to Joe Schmoe

2. A way to address any late night comedian on T.V

I’m sick of all these Jimmy Whiteguys entering our casino, because the ones in their part of town are closed

Let’s go watch a late night Jimmy Whiteguy

by AnonymousMarowak2817 March 16, 2021

Mask Pressure

Wearing a mask in public (generally an outdoor area) only of guilt since everyone else in the area is also wearing one

I always feel safe walking outside during corona, but the fact that everyone else is wearing a mask makes me guilty about not wearing one

Damn, mask pressure is a powerful thing

by AnonymousMarowak2817 March 14, 2021

Lapras

A dope Loch Ness monster from the first generation Pokémon games. Also known as the second best Pokémon ever, only behind Marowak.

Person 1: I just found a Lapras in Pokémon Go!
Person 2: Wow dude, you’re so lucky, I’ve been waiting hours for one
Person 3: Oh Lapras is way better than Slurpuff
Person 4: Yeah totally, Slurpuff can go suck it

by AnonymousMarowak2817 August 21, 2020

Not my Circus, Not my Monkey

A fancy way of saying “Not my Problem“

Did you hear about the news, and how schools are demanding to keep their sports programs, even though students could catch the Coronavirus?

Sorry sweetie, not my circus, not my monkey. I’m doing school online this semester

by AnonymousMarowak2817 August 20, 2020