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by AnonymousMarowak2817 April 4, 2020
Get the U.K Cheese mug.“Have you heard of the Coronavirus”
“Yes. I also know it won’t last very long”
“Why”
“It’s Made in China”
“Yes. I also know it won’t last very long”
“Why”
“It’s Made in China”
by AnonymousMarowak2817 May 18, 2020
Get the Coronavirus mug.The Cotton Candy Pokemon. Usually referred to as an ugly inanimate object Pokémon that has no real use in the Pokémon world
Person 1: Hey man, I just caught a Slurpuff!
Person 2: Slurpuff sucks. If I was a Slurpuff I would cry because I sucked so much
Person 2: Slurpuff sucks. If I was a Slurpuff I would cry because I sucked so much
by AnonymousMarowak2817 May 20, 2020
Get the slurpuff mug.Did you hear about the news, and how schools are demanding to keep their sports programs, even though students could catch the Coronavirus?
Sorry sweetie, not my circus, not my monkey. I’m doing school online this semester
Sorry sweetie, not my circus, not my monkey. I’m doing school online this semester
by AnonymousMarowak2817 August 20, 2020
Get the Not my Circus, Not my Monkey mug.A dope Loch Ness monster from the first generation Pokémon games. Also known as the second best Pokémon ever, only behind Marowak.
Person 1: I just found a Lapras in Pokémon Go!
Person 2: Wow dude, you’re so lucky, I’ve been waiting hours for one
Person 3: Oh Lapras is way better than Slurpuff
Person 4: Yeah totally, Slurpuff can go suck it
Person 2: Wow dude, you’re so lucky, I’ve been waiting hours for one
Person 3: Oh Lapras is way better than Slurpuff
Person 4: Yeah totally, Slurpuff can go suck it
by AnonymousMarowak2817 August 21, 2020
Get the Lapras mug.Wearing a mask in public (generally an outdoor area) only of guilt since everyone else in the area is also wearing one
I always feel safe walking outside during corona, but the fact that everyone else is wearing a mask makes me guilty about not wearing one
Damn, mask pressure is a powerful thing
Damn, mask pressure is a powerful thing
by AnonymousMarowak2817 March 14, 2021
Get the Mask Pressure mug.1. A stereotypical term for a white American man, similar to Joe Schmoe
2. A way to address any late night comedian on T.V
2. A way to address any late night comedian on T.V
I’m sick of all these Jimmy Whiteguys entering our casino, because the ones in their part of town are closed
Let’s go watch a late night Jimmy Whiteguy
Let’s go watch a late night Jimmy Whiteguy
by AnonymousMarowak2817 March 16, 2021
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