AnonymousMarowak2817's definitions

U.K Cheese

Slang for Marijuana

Hey, let’s go get some U.K Cheese

Dude, you do realize that’s marijuana right

Yea, I know

by AnonymousMarowak2817 April 4, 2020

Coronavirus

A virus appearing all over the news that isn’t going to last very long, because it’s Made in China

“Have you heard of the Coronavirus”
“Yes. I also know it won’t last very long”
“Why”
“It’s Made in China”

by AnonymousMarowak2817 May 18, 2020

slurpuff

The Cotton Candy Pokemon. Usually referred to as an ugly inanimate object Pokémon that has no real use in the Pokémon world

Person 1: Hey man, I just caught a Slurpuff!
Person 2: Slurpuff sucks. If I was a Slurpuff I would cry because I sucked so much

by AnonymousMarowak2817 May 20, 2020

Not my Circus, Not my Monkey

A fancy way of saying “Not my Problem“

Did you hear about the news, and how schools are demanding to keep their sports programs, even though students could catch the Coronavirus?

Sorry sweetie, not my circus, not my monkey. I’m doing school online this semester

by AnonymousMarowak2817 August 20, 2020

Lapras

A dope Loch Ness monster from the first generation Pokémon games. Also known as the second best Pokémon ever, only behind Marowak.

Person 1: I just found a Lapras in Pokémon Go!
Person 2: Wow dude, you’re so lucky, I’ve been waiting hours for one
Person 3: Oh Lapras is way better than Slurpuff
Person 4: Yeah totally, Slurpuff can go suck it

by AnonymousMarowak2817 August 21, 2020

Hubei

A horrid Chinese province, home to the Wuhan Lab of Virology, which created and released Covid-19, killing millions of people worldwide. DO NOT VISIT

Ron: I’m thinking of visiting China this upcoming week. Where should I go?

Jacob: There are many beautiful parts of China. Just steer clear of the Hubei province. Its cities are extremely ugly, the food is terrible, the air quality sucks, and the people living there do nothing but run around eating bats!

Ron: But I thought Covid-19 was created in a lab.

Jacob: Even if it wasn’t, Hubei single handedly released a virus killing millions of human beings, including over 60,000 Chinese. You should not visit.

by AnonymousMarowak2817 February 1, 2023

Mask Pressure

Wearing a mask in public (generally an outdoor area) only of guilt since everyone else in the area is also wearing one

I always feel safe walking outside during corona, but the fact that everyone else is wearing a mask makes me guilty about not wearing one

Damn, mask pressure is a powerful thing

by AnonymousMarowak2817 March 14, 2021