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Did you hear about the news, and how schools are demanding to keep their sports programs, even though students could catch the Coronavirus?
Sorry sweetie, not my circus, not my monkey. I’m doing school online this semester
Sorry sweetie, not my circus, not my monkey. I’m doing school online this semester
by AnonymousMarowak2817 August 20, 2020
Get the Not my Circus, Not my Monkeymug. 1. A stereotypical term for a white American man, similar to Joe Schmoe
2. A way to address any late night comedian on T.V
2. A way to address any late night comedian on T.V
I’m sick of all these Jimmy Whiteguys entering our casino, because the ones in their part of town are closed
Let’s go watch a late night Jimmy Whiteguy
Let’s go watch a late night Jimmy Whiteguy
by AnonymousMarowak2817 March 16, 2021
Get the Jimmy Whiteguymug. A horrid Chinese province, home to the Wuhan Lab of Virology, which created and released Covid-19, killing millions of people worldwide. DO NOT VISIT
Ron: I’m thinking of visiting China this upcoming week. Where should I go?
Jacob: There are many beautiful parts of China. Just steer clear of the Hubei province. Its cities are extremely ugly, the food is terrible, the air quality sucks, and the people living there do nothing but run around eating bats!
Ron: But I thought Covid-19 was created in a lab.
Jacob: Even if it wasn’t, Hubei single handedly released a virus killing millions of human beings, including over 60,000 Chinese. You should not visit.
Jacob: There are many beautiful parts of China. Just steer clear of the Hubei province. Its cities are extremely ugly, the food is terrible, the air quality sucks, and the people living there do nothing but run around eating bats!
Ron: But I thought Covid-19 was created in a lab.
Jacob: Even if it wasn’t, Hubei single handedly released a virus killing millions of human beings, including over 60,000 Chinese. You should not visit.
by AnonymousMarowak2817 February 1, 2023
Get the Hubeimug. by AnonymousMarowak2817 February 12, 2022
Get the hlubbymug. The Cotton Candy Pokemon. Usually referred to as an ugly inanimate object Pokémon that has no real use in the Pokémon world
Person 1: Hey man, I just caught a Slurpuff!
Person 2: Slurpuff sucks. If I was a Slurpuff I would cry because I sucked so much
Person 2: Slurpuff sucks. If I was a Slurpuff I would cry because I sucked so much
by AnonymousMarowak2817 May 20, 2020
Get the slurpuffmug. “Have you heard of the Coronavirus”
“Yes. I also know it won’t last very long”
“Why”
“It’s Made in China”
“Yes. I also know it won’t last very long”
“Why”
“It’s Made in China”
by AnonymousMarowak2817 May 18, 2020
Get the Coronavirusmug. Wearing a mask in public (generally an outdoor area) only of guilt since everyone else in the area is also wearing one
I always feel safe walking outside during corona, but the fact that everyone else is wearing a mask makes me guilty about not wearing one
Damn, mask pressure is a powerful thing
Damn, mask pressure is a powerful thing
by AnonymousMarowak2817 March 14, 2021
Get the Mask Pressuremug.