Hubei

A horrid Chinese province, home to the Wuhan Lab of Virology, which created and released Covid-19, killing millions of people worldwide. DO NOT VISIT

Ron: I’m thinking of visiting China this upcoming week. Where should I go?

Jacob: There are many beautiful parts of China. Just steer clear of the Hubei province. Its cities are extremely ugly, the food is terrible, the air quality sucks, and the people living there do nothing but run around eating bats!

Ron: But I thought Covid-19 was created in a lab.

Jacob: Even if it wasn’t, Hubei single handedly released a virus killing millions of human beings, including over 60,000 Chinese. You should not visit.

by AnonymousMarowak2817 February 1, 2023

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Hubei Express

Being exposed to catching the coronavirus and or serious and immediate danger.

Jake was on a business trip to China recently. He rode the Hubei Express hard.

by john510runner March 3, 2020

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Hubei Spicy Lung

A colloquial term for the COVID-19 strain of Novel Coronavirus. Commonly used to incite ironic juxtaposition with US President Donald Trump's terminology, "Chinese Virus".

Surprisingly, the Victorian man tested negative for Hubei Spicy Lung

by Mr.Disco June 29, 2020

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Hubris’ one-nut bitch

An arrogant asshole who insults you during a conversation believing they are so intelligent that you did not pick up on it.

The manager at Jimmy’s porn shop symposium is such a Hubris’ one-nut bitch. He actually believed that I thought you used real horses in pony play.

by Bearman December 29, 2020

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St. Hubbins

The patron saint of quality footwear.

Marty DiBergi: David St. Hubbins... I must admit I've never heard anybody with that name.

David St. Hubbins: It's an unusual name, well, he was an unusual saint, he's not a very well known saint.

Marty DiBergi: Oh, there actually is, uh... there was a Saint Hubbins?

David St. Hubbins: That's right, yes.

Marty DiBergi: What was he the saint of?

David St. Hubbins: He was the patron saint of quality footwear.

by SCOTT!!! September 18, 2005

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