A horrid Chinese province, home to the Wuhan Lab of Virology, which created and released Covid-19, killing millions of people worldwide. DO NOT VISIT
Ron: I’m thinking of visiting China this upcoming week. Where should I go?

Jacob: There are many beautiful parts of China. Just steer clear of the Hubei province. Its cities are extremely ugly, the food is terrible, the air quality sucks, and the people living there do nothing but run around eating bats!

Ron: But I thought Covid-19 was created in a lab.

Jacob: Even if it wasn’t, Hubei single handedly released a virus killing millions of human beings, including over 60,000 Chinese. You should not visit.
by AnonymousMarowak2817 February 1, 2023
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a semi-retarded frenchman who compensates for having a tiny penis by having casual intercourse with whale-like women. These people also like touching children and sword-fighting with baguettes. Nothing compares to the rediculous homo-like nature associated with hubey's piercings and black man cap. He only wishes he was black.
Elliot: Oh, man! I should never have had intercourse with that girl last night!

Hubey: You think you have it bad, I got crushed by a humpback last night :'(
by chubez July 6, 2012
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Being exposed to catching the coronavirus and or serious and immediate danger.
Jake was on a business trip to China recently. He rode the Hubei Express hard.
by john510runner March 3, 2020
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A colloquial term for the COVID-19 strain of Novel Coronavirus. Commonly used to incite ironic juxtaposition with US President Donald Trump's terminology, "Chinese Virus".
Surprisingly, the Victorian man tested negative for Hubei Spicy Lung
by Mr.Disco June 30, 2020
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When an out of shape white man starfishes with a fat black woman and her saggy tits slap him in the face
I can’t wait to hubey hump with Shaniqua from da club! Her knockers sag to her knees!
by Catfishbilly August 24, 2024
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