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Hoemophobe 

A person who fears or hates hoes.
"There's a hoe over there! Hide me before I catch her AIDS!"
"I hate hoes, they don't deserve rights and are against my religion."
If you have said any of the above or anything like it, you may be a hoemophobe.. Don't worry! That's not necessarily a bad thing.
Hoemophobe by ThatOneGuatemalan October 8, 2015
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rapist homo thug black balls

when one is being rapist gay thug and has black balls

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!
don’t be feeling me brother. you got your rapist homo thug black balls over there

Homo Sovieticus 

The term is pseudo-Latin/dog Latin and a sarcastic reference to the average Joe lived in the Soviet Union and considered by political zealots as the next level of evolution of humanity, nor is this creature of the Marxist social experiment by any means extinct.

In reality the homo sovieticus was an inactive and submissive tool who waded and queued up in the bureaucratic shit creek and whose main characteritics were drunkenness, complete passivity and who contempt for work and common property and avoided all personal responsibility. Activity occurred in the aforementioned boozing and the theft of common property, in the latter case, the stolen goods were sold and this additional income was used for the goods avaiable on the black markets at high prices due to chronic shortages of certain goods.

Sovok was also an extreme ignoramus who believed uncritically everything what the government's propaganda said, otherwise the coercive power, though with the help of barbed wire, would have collapsed sooner.

Homo sovieticus will never admit any wrongdoings they have done and will never compensate for the damages - in that respect it is consistent, nor have the Mongols done so though they squatted the Slavs for a quarter of a millennium.

Today nothing essential hasn't changed in a mindset of homo post-sovieticus because it is in their genes and Putler's propaganda machinery provides information to the extent that independent thinking is unnecessary.
"Russian tourists seem to be miserable drivers."
"Sure, it's because of their Homo Sovieticus inheritance, cars are relatively new vehicles for them - they used to travel abroad by tanks when liberated oppressed nations."

No homo is not enough. 

No homo is a phrase used as slang at the end of a sentence to assert the statement spoken by the speaker had no intentional homosexual implications. The phrase is also "added to a statement in order to rid oneself of a possible homosexual double-entendre". But sometimes, this just is not enough to be effective.
Dude, it's pretty hot in here. Do you mind if I take my pants off? No homo.

- Dude no way. No homo is not enough.

Dude, I got this weird spot on my penis. Do you think you could take a look. No homo.

- Bro, you're a fucking fag. No homo is not enough.

At the urinals - Sword fight anyone? No homo.

- What are you a fucking gay faggot!?? No homo is not enough.

homo erectus 

An ancient species of primitive man who habitually walked about with huge boners, and had just one thing on their minds.
The homo erectus species faded out of existence fairly quickly due to their inherent failure in finding very many willing females to procreate their species. And you can't exactly blame the ladies, really --- after all, how many gals would wanna even *get near* a hulking hairy dude with a disgustingly-obvious and perpetually rock-hard schlong, let alone spread their legs for him??? I mean, seriously --- a lascivious stud should at least take the time to get to know a human heifer a little bit first, rather than just giving her a huge eager stupid "Gimme s'mass, baby!" grin and attempting to jump her bones the moment he first sets eyes on her!
homo erectus by QuacksO April 23, 2018
A word used to show that whatever you did no matter how gay isn't gay as long as you say no homo.
Jalan: Mark imma kiss you but no homo tho.
Mark: Ooh i thought u was on that gay shit.
Jalan: Na cuz that's that gay shit.
Jalan: i kissed u last night tho.
Mark: Ayooo u gay.
Jalan: but no homo tho.
Mark: Ooh i thought u was on that gay shit.
No homo by Machoxzync November 14, 2019
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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