howkins 

Howkins is a last name for Legends they are people who can be loud and obnoxious sometimes, but all around are fair and genuine people. If you ever get the chance to meet a Howkins be sure to keep them in your life, because they also provide as a loyal companion and best friend.

That guy I met yesterday was amazing I bet you he was a Howkins

howkins by The Howkins guy October 10, 2019

Dr. David Hawkins 

He is the author of the best–selling book, “Power vs. Force” (published in 25 languages). David Hawkins, M.D., Ph.D, conducted a 29-year study that demonstrated that the human body becomes stronger or weaker depending on a person's mental state. He created a scale from 1-1000 that mapped human consciousness.

Child: Mom, How do I get super powers greater than Jesus Christ?

Mother: Son, it’s not possible. No human has ever existed with a consciousness calibration higher than 1000. The archetypes Christ, Buddha, and Krishna, Dr. David Hawkins are between 990-1000 LOC. This state is also the existence of Buddhahood, Christ Consciousness, At-Oneness with the Source Manifest and Unmanifest.

Dr. David Hawkins by IRSAgents August 1, 2022

The Hoskins

The morally repugnant, visually deplorable, and physically gruesome act of engaging in sexual intercourse with an extremely robust woman who was most likely the failed genetic offspring of a reproductive scientist's attempt to crossbreed Rosie O'Donnell, an Amazonian Manatee, a Naked Mole Rat, Chris Farley, and a Blobfish. Often, doing "The Hoskins" is caused by ingesting massive amounts of alcohol, poor friendship, and a serious psychological defect which allows the perpetrator to push past the normal threshold where an average person would succumb to violent puking seizures and the complete retraction of the male reproductive organs inside the body (as a turtle does when danger is near).

Additionally, "The Hoskins" may refer to a dance move in which an individual outstretches their arms in a semi-circular fashion (as if trying to give a bear hug), bends their knees, and furiously thrusts their pelvis at a number of different speeds and angles. "The Back Brace" is a popular variation of "The Hoskins" in which the dancer places one hand upon the lower back while making facial expressions that indicate severe pain and discomfort.

Jim: "Hey Don, did you hear about M.J. last weekend? He did 'The Hoskins'!!!"

Don: "That sick fucker. I wouldn't do The Hoskins with someone else's dick and the ability to erase memories!"

Or

Girl 1: "What is that guy doing over there?"

Girl 2: "I think he's doing "The Hoskins" with the back brace variation."

Girl 1: "That is sooo sexy. I wish someone would teach me how to do "The Hoskins"!

The Hoskins by Mr. Will November 10, 2010

Hopkins High School 

This is a place where stupid kids decides to skip class to vape/smoke in the bathrooms and having them locked, leaving people who needs to use the bathroom walk ACROSS the other side just to pee. The school is full of white washed Asians and Blacks. White girls trying to be ghetto. White boys thinking they tough but ain’t got shit. Hopkins had a record of having 4 fights in one day (I think it was 4). All gender bathroom is where people fuck each other. The stairs up the little theater is also a fucking spot. Pep fest are the worst! Little white girls bouncing and kicking there feet’s till they can fly. Racist as teachers. Main office people are the WORST. Those old as ladies needs some help. Principal is chill asf. Class 2019 was the best year PERIODT

Overall, Hopkins is a pretty nice place to be at :D

“Remember when Hopkins High School kids threw trash off of the balcony? Well I was there and sadly got hit by a trash can” :(

“Oh my gosh remember when a girl was sucking a guy in the bathroom! Apparently, one of her arm was swinging back and forth. Yikes”

“Yooo after pep fest these group of people started running together to the bathroom and broke one of the sink!”

Hopkins High School by Krabypatty November 10, 2019

sadie hawkins surprise 

Surprise! The girl that just asked you to the sadie hawkins dance is actually an anatomical male.

Open your mouth, close your eyes, it's a sadie hawkins surprise.

sadie hawkins surprise by Penis surprise November 18, 2013

Howie Hawkins

An American environmental activist and green party's presidential nominee in the 2020 presidential election.

A: I hate both Democrats and Republicans, who should I vote for?
B: Vote for Howie Hawkins!

Howie Hawkins by restinpiece August 28, 2020

Jimmy Hopkins 

A Character From Bully/Canis Canem edit

Jimmy Hopkins Is A Character You Play As In Bully/Canis Canem Edit
Jimmy: Mom. Why Did You Marry That Phony. What Is Wrong With you. I Can't believe this.

Jimmy Hopkins by I am cool 2015 August 23, 2019