Houmoused

In short, when you have a chick pee on you.

She was as flithy as hell, she even houmoused me!

by Stads365 March 20, 2009

Horroused

When something is both arrousing and horrifying at the same time, it can be more horrifying or more arrousing or perfectly in between, but it still counts as being horrousing.

Friend: OH MY GOD THATS HORRIBLE...No wait its actually a bit arrousing..no horrifying...I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
Me: Are you Horroused.
Friend: Yeah that works.

American Dad Episode where Steve grows huge sexy breasts.

Movie Doghouse where there are some sexy female undead, zombies.

by Yatezey July 10, 2012

Rump Houmous

Sticky anal seepage that causes your butt cheeks to rub together in an uncomfortable manner.

Pass the wet wipes please mother, i've got a bad case of rump houmous that's tearing my gooch raw.

by martallica May 25, 2010

homofused

Somebody, usualy male, who continually accuses other people of being gay or using many of the various euphemisms for gay (queer, fag, poof, bender, queen, etc) to describe people or actions, things, movies or anything really.

These people are often homofused; in that they are phobic of their own sexuality and try and hide under a blanket of fake masculinity and accusations that every other man is batting for the other side

Kraige was desperate that nobody learn't of his liking of other men and male genitals, that he spent all of his time verbally attcking anything and anyone he didn't understand, by calling them gay or faggot. Kraige is very homofused

by Jimi p August 15, 2006

hummused

To be very, very drunk. Pronounced as the past tense of hummus, the dip that goes well with pita or veggies.

Suzie: Wow that party was crazy last night!
Joey: Yeah, I was totally hummused! No one turn on any lights or make any loud noises.

by Party12345 August 27, 2013

houmous

The best and tastiest vegitarian snack dip in the world.

Mainly eaten by hippies.

Various things can be dipped, for example - breadsticks, carrot, cucumber, crisps...

"I had some houmous and breadsticks last night... Mmmmmmmmm..."

by Jase on the Bass June 24, 2006

Hummused

To be very drunk and horny at the same time

Dom was so hummused after his night out with the boys

by Ratchetcumsock69 November 4, 2021