hoysehouse
hoysehouse by spicymother lover May 27, 2021
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housemouse
Easy on the eyes 25-35 year old female to clean and fetch alcoholic beverages naked. Must be growth oriented, skills include but not limited to; suck starting a Harley,
Manage a clean orderly household,
Whim answerer, every.
Always maintain a clean and whorish appearance, clean shaven smell nice.
Must have chin, only one and cannot be long or pointy. Positively no butt chins.
Perky yet not abtrusive nipples.
Breasts cannot sag or disappear under arms when horizontal. A suitable size for her petite frame, slightly larger, and never bra bound. Sleevless Midriff shirts muat be worn when cleaning and when washing vehicles.
Must have ass to die for, and believabley say the line, " I dont know, Ive never done that before".
Followed up response "ok".
Labia must not be of such a length that it requires circumcision,Or tied back.
Feet must be petite and pretty, and not pigeon toed, fungi ridden or callused and corn ridden. knees must appear feminine, and cannot be knocked.
Teeth must be straight, brushed and remain in mouth always. Natural preferred. No missing front teeth or broken jagged teeth.
Eyes must be focused and not crossed except when applicable. (Curling of toes could apply also)
Ears must be of a suitable size for handles, while not flappy or oversized for the size of her head. Which should match her petite frame. Hair must be long, and never in a bun, EVER.
Hands must be feminine and small in size, and are required to not be in everything.
Manage a clean orderly household,
Whim answerer, every.
Always maintain a clean and whorish appearance, clean shaven smell nice.
Must have chin, only one and cannot be long or pointy. Positively no butt chins.
Perky yet not abtrusive nipples.
Breasts cannot sag or disappear under arms when horizontal. A suitable size for her petite frame, slightly larger, and never bra bound. Sleevless Midriff shirts muat be worn when cleaning and when washing vehicles.
Must have ass to die for, and believabley say the line, " I dont know, Ive never done that before".
Followed up response "ok".
Labia must not be of such a length that it requires circumcision,Or tied back.
Feet must be petite and pretty, and not pigeon toed, fungi ridden or callused and corn ridden. knees must appear feminine, and cannot be knocked.
Teeth must be straight, brushed and remain in mouth always. Natural preferred. No missing front teeth or broken jagged teeth.
Eyes must be focused and not crossed except when applicable. (Curling of toes could apply also)
Ears must be of a suitable size for handles, while not flappy or oversized for the size of her head. Which should match her petite frame. Hair must be long, and never in a bun, EVER.
Hands must be feminine and small in size, and are required to not be in everything.
housemouse by The Fabrik8r October 11, 2015
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horsehouse
Saying used to describe a person that is useless, careless,a halfwit or a joking term used between friends. This saying is safe for work and replaces many nautical phrases frowned upon in the workplace.
Eg 1 - Ya bloody horsehouse! Youve only put 9 nuggies instead of 10!
Eg 2 - The point of a drive through is so I dont have to come inside but YOU, ya bloody horsehouse! Have only given me NINE nuggies!
Eg 3 -
Friend 1: oi you ya flamen gala! Get us a drink!
Friend 2: get off your lazy ass ya horsehouse looking lazy ass bitch and get your own damn drink!
Eg 2 - The point of a drive through is so I dont have to come inside but YOU, ya bloody horsehouse! Have only given me NINE nuggies!
Eg 3 -
Friend 1: oi you ya flamen gala! Get us a drink!
Friend 2: get off your lazy ass ya horsehouse looking lazy ass bitch and get your own damn drink!
horsehouse by Aryanmail March 12, 2021
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable