Homemaker

A Person, usually a woman, who cares for her own home and family by cleaning, cooking nutritious meals, doing laundry, running errands, caring for pets, working with a budget, organizing, etc. She is her own boss and enjoys the freedom of creating her own schedule. She does not have time to be lazy.

She realizes the value of her unpaid job as a homemaker because it brings stability to the family and less stress for all.

Homemaker by think free November 9, 2015

Homemaker

Someone who makes homes, i.e. a carpenter; not as you may have heard from the PC Patrol a stay-at-home mom.

"I'm a homemaker!"
"No you're not, you're unemployed."

Homemaker by JeremyWolf June 19, 2008

Homemaker

a person who chooses to be permanently unemployed due to laziness, ugliness, incompetence in addition to contributing nothing to society. A parasite and a homemaker are identical.

Tara chose the most boring and meaningless life: she is a homemaker.

Homemaker by Sha Dow January 19, 2013

homemaker

Somebody who converts people to homosexuality. Usually by either being that attractive or by being really bad at sex.

You are such a homemaker Josh. That girl you use to go out with is now a lesbian!

homemaker by Jilhad December 9, 2008

little suzy homemaker 

The term "Suzy Homemaker" has become part of American culture, used as a derisive reference to any woman with habits linked to stereotypical domestic activities traditionally done by women.

Suzy Homemaker was a line of miniature functional toy household appliances produced by Topper Toys, and launched in 1966.

From wikipedia

A woman cooking an all-out dinner says, "I feel like such a little Suzy Homemaker."

It's similar to being compared to Martha Stewart or Bree Van de Kamp.

little suzy homemaker by Almora September 19, 2013

displaced homemaker 

a useless bitch who got divorced

As a displaced homemaker who had spent her adult life "working" at home, Tina suddenly realized the only job she could do in the real world was answering phones.

displaced homemaker by astro_man23 January 27, 2010

Jenny Homemaker

1. One who religiously follows the life and work of Martha Stewart, except for the stint in prison insider trading.
2. Derogatory term for lower-class teenage girl destined to get married, have children and abandon any hope of a career.

I dun' know 'bout this Particle Physics thang, Lurlene, all I know's is you drop those booksmarts 'n' y'all'd make a purty fine Jenny Homemaker some day, y'hear?

Jenny Homemaker by resindawg June 29, 2003