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comcast housemates

when five formerly heterosexual college-age men, all hot studs, get horny for each other and live together in a house where they get phone, internet and cable television service from telecommunications giant comcast corp, and pay for it by sucking each other off, all while bickering amongst themselves.
i'll need to see your credit scores if you want to rent this property. i want to make sure you can pay me rent and aren't just a couple of goddamn comcast housemates.
comcast housemates by Charleez September 23, 2007

housemate 

This term, commonly used by college-age students, is someone you share a house with (or, less commonly, an apartment).

These people were, to my knowledge, formerly known as "roommates," in virtually all contexts.

Housemate seems to be merely one of the many trendy terms being tossed around these days.

Here are possible reasons for this word's existence:

A) Perhaps it's supposed to have less of the negative stigma that the word "roommate" seems to carry with it.

B) Also possible is that roommate implies a closer relationship/friendship than simply housemate.
John, Dave, and Bill were looking for another housemate to share in the rent.

That guy across the hall, he's my housemate.
housemate by kirE August 24, 2007

housemate fucker 

Dude who lives with you but fucks you over with rent and bill money - and then lies about it.
Using bill money to Gamble on the Greyhounds.

houseatosis 

The condition of foul, lingering odors in one's house. From house+(hali)tosis.
I remember the night when the girls came over for bridge club. I was so embarassed because of lingering odors, the houseatosis.
houseatosis by quack February 27, 2005

felix da housecat 

a house music dj also known as Thee Maddkatt Courtship, Aphrohead and Sharkimaxx. His real name is Felix Stallings, Jr.

Housecation 

Spending your accumulated work vacation days to tackle remodeling projects on your house.
John is in the midst of a basement remodel, so he spent the first two weeks of August on a housecation.
Housecation by SeattleDad July 31, 2009