being confined indefinitely in your home and being sick and tired of everyone and it's contents and yearning to bolt from the structure.
After spending two weeks inside my house due to a broken fibula, a snow storm hit the city hard. As a result, people are being forced to stay in their homes and off the roads and further citing, it could be days before anyone gets out. A major case of houseosis has begun set in.
The stalesoursmell that develops in a house when no one lives there for more than a few days.
Dude walks into his buddy’s house: “Whoa, what’s that funky smell?”
Buddy: “Oh, it’s just housatosis, I’ve been in South Dakota pheasant hunting for the last week
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'