hipstitute

A super hipster; one who might be mistaken for a hooker except for certain defining characteristics such as "the mohawk", loud gaudy clothing, and thick rimmed sunglasses. Their clothes and accessories are more for show and less for function. Male hipstitutes might have a moose knuckle resulting from their supper skinny jeans; female hipstitutes might wear fishnet stockings and dark makeup. This type of hipster is just trying to hard.

Check out those hipstitutes tricking outside the indie rock bar.

by hctz824 December 14, 2010

hotstitute

An extremely hot prostitute. The hottest hooker you have ever seen. So hot that it makes it OK that she is a prostitute.

I'm putting that hotstitute's child through college.

Maria Bello plays a great hotstitute in Payback.

by InspectorSlap February 19, 2011

Hubstitute

Noun. The man in a womans life who fills the role of Husband even though she knows there is not a chance in Hell he will ever marry her.

This is my Hubstitute John. We have been together for 12 years now.... no we arent married....no we arent engaged...

by locarb June 10, 2009

hugstitute

persons who work in "cuddle cafes" in Japan. a cuddle cafe is akin to other types of cafes where you pay for an item or service. in this case, you pay for an allotted time with a professional cuddler. (one of my nephews made this word up.)

i went to a cuddle cafe today... they had
all sorts of cuddlers...i.e. a hugstitute.

by swiss smarty November 28, 2013