horsetitute 

A horsetitute is a horse who offers sex in exchange for things like carrots and alfalfa cubes.

As Morton thrust into the meaty loins of Dobbin, he was ecstatic to have found the services of a horsetitute.

The pillow talk afterwards was great too.

horsetitute by scodder May 6, 2010

hotstitute 

An extremely hot prostitute. The hottest hooker you have ever seen. So hot that it makes it OK that she is a prostitute.

I'm putting that hotstitute's child through college.

Maria Bello plays a great hotstitute in Payback.

hotstitute by InspectorSlap February 19, 2011