hot-tistic

When someone completely loses all social interaction skills when around someone very hot. Similar to autistic, but only around attractive people.

Guy 1: Dude, what is up with you? You are such a social retard around hot chicks. I swear you are hot-tistic. I am not going to be your wingman ever again.

Guy 2: Sorry, I know, it sucks. They are just so hot all I can do is stare at their boobs and then I get caught looking and then I get embarrassed and then I can't be funny and then I start worrying and then it just gets worse from there.

Guy 1: Stop talking. I don't care.

by schmuckaneers October 12, 2009

hottastic

To be on a level beyond merely hot or fantastic, into the area that no word yet exists. Tastic to the degree of hot.

That car was hottastic. Did you see that woman, she was hottastic.

by sprank August 31, 2006

hotistics

to have chariteristics of a ho

jenae and Arianna show hotistics

by Stevo G February 4, 2008

hotistic

Someone who's hot and autistic. Adopted as a slight tongue-in-cheek joke and mostly used by the autistic community.

"You can't be autistic, you don't look like it."
"It's called being hotistic, Brenda... Get with the times."

by TulipKitten July 10, 2023

Hotistic

Hotistic is a word to describe a girl who at first glance appears to be hot but gives the impression that she is autistic based on her gestures, posture, or ridiculous faces in photos over the internet.

Guy1: Hey man did you see Alyssa's new profile picture?

Guy2: Yes I did she looks really hotistic.

Guy1: I know the face she made looks really dull and lifeless.

by CommaHicks December 18, 2012

hottastic

a guy (or girl) that is hotter then hot that it is fantatic.

Katy:OMFG He is ssoo hottastic!
Hannah: I know right

by Rachael Ann M July 4, 2008

Hoetistic

An autistic female who belongs to the streets.

Your autistic sister slept with my three Down syndrome brothers. She’s so hoetistic!!

by HotIsm July 17, 2023