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Hoetistic

Your autistic sister slept with my three Down syndrome brothers. She’s so hoetistic!!
by HotIsm July 17, 2023
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Holistic Steamroller

A Holistic Steamroller is something that crushes your mind, body and spirit. It is an occurrence or person that is so devastating to one part of oneself that it crushes the others also.

For example, a physical accident or illness can be so destructive that it tears down the mind and spirit, too. Or mental abuse can lead to a physical and spiritual demise, as well. Likewise, some terrible atrocity that cuts down the spirit will also afflict the body and mind, crippling the emotional life and causing physical illness.
Example one:

Caring person: hey how are you?
Sad lady: I'm fine. No, not really. I've been hit repeatedly by a holistic steamroller and I don't see the point anymore. I'm in physical pain, my man cares more about gadgets, fantasy women and food than he cares for me, and my friends just want what they can get from me. I feel used and neglected at the same time.

Example two:

Caring person: hey How are you? I heard you were in the hospital...

Afflicted Man: (mocking) yeah, I'm great!! I can't work, had a seizure, found out I have a cancerous brain tumor, my wife is a drunk, we have three babies to feed, and nobody gives, or ever has given, a shit! Howdya think I am???!!!

Caring person: (to self) that's a holistic steamroll if ever I saw one...
by Belch Queen March 4, 2019
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holistic fuck

Sex that checks all your boxes. Whether it’s passion, love, the person has the right scent, or the kissing is the right style. It has to check all your boxes.
Kevin: “Did you slay?”
Ryan: “Yeah dude
Kevin: “That’s sick. How was it?”
Ryan: “It was ok. Wasn’t a holistic fuck. I didn’t like how she smelled and the kissing was off.”
by BrysonStrong July 18, 2021
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hoelistic

A hooker who is also interested in natural healing and medicines.
Not only can she ride the D, she can hook you up with a hoelistic herbal tea afterwards
by Hoelistic July 29, 2014
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Hotastic

An adjective for something a ho would find fantastic.

A fantastic ho.
That outfit is hotastic!
You have hotastic boots.
by Laurie May 6, 2004
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hoetastic

A word used to describe a location with a plethora of extravagant looking females that act in ways that aren't deemed acceptable to society's standards.
Man....I cannot wizzait to go to school tomorrow! It's so freaking hoetastic.
by joemammy March 2, 2007
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Homtastic

Basically a mock on the word 'fantastic', where 'hom' stands for homo.
Can be used when someone utters an apparently sweet sentence, which can be easily confused to be a homosexual one.
Becky: "I gaze up at the sun, and I'm comforted because I know that the same sun's light is lighting your face." What do you think?

Johnny: Homtastic!

Becky: "Huh?"

Johnny: "That sounded gay, not that there is anything wrong with it."

Becky: Hey, I am a girl. I am allowed!

Johnny: Right, I forgot. Girls can get away with anything.
by Johnnyquidd December 9, 2010
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