by cheesedog22 October 31, 2009
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.
In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.
2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.
In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.
2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."
2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."
2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
Plans were made to hotrod the shovel motor in the old rigid chop so it would get out of it's own way.
by Pufnblu4u January 26, 2005
The fucking WORST TRANSFORMER EVER. He GOT OPTIMUS FUCKING PRIME KILLED then became LEADER OF THE GOD DAMN AUTOBOTS AFTER KILLING THE LAST LEADER (Well Ultra Magnus was leader for a short while but he wasn't really worthy of the Matrix of Leadership). FUCK YOU HOT ROD.
by DrXshock January 03, 2019
Most likely the best comedy movie made, ever. Like ever. Quotes from this movie will be used for years and years after its time. One word can describe it......and that word is hoobastank.
Directed by one third of The Lonely Island; (cutie) Akiva Schaffer.
Starring the other two thirds of The Lonely Island; (hottie) Andy Samberg and (amaazing) Jorma Taccone,
also starring Bill Hader, Danny McBride, Isla Fisher, Ian McShane and Sissy Spacek.
Directed by one third of The Lonely Island; (cutie) Akiva Schaffer.
Starring the other two thirds of The Lonely Island; (hottie) Andy Samberg and (amaazing) Jorma Taccone,
also starring Bill Hader, Danny McBride, Isla Fisher, Ian McShane and Sissy Spacek.
by incredibadftw February 26, 2011
by Scott December 11, 2004
An insult to a person who is in or driving a mobility scooter.
Where it came from;
The insult takes the piss out of real hot rod owners thinking they own the road
Definition;
hot rods usually consist of old people who have no idea or think they know how to drive a mobility scooter properly, they usually drive too quickly and canβt turn correctly, thus resulting in a crash or having the back of your legs smacked or scraped by the bumper on the scooter.
This is usually followed by a "oh, itβs ok" but people want to say "for fuck sake drive that think properly".
some hot rod owners, can customized there mobility scooter by putting a number plate of there name, or customize it with some sort of stickers or other crap such as beads or in the worst case rear wings (spoilers) or other body modifications
Hot rod owners also have there gran kids hang on the back or front to make them look like cool grandparents
Where it came from;
The insult takes the piss out of real hot rod owners thinking they own the road
Definition;
hot rods usually consist of old people who have no idea or think they know how to drive a mobility scooter properly, they usually drive too quickly and canβt turn correctly, thus resulting in a crash or having the back of your legs smacked or scraped by the bumper on the scooter.
This is usually followed by a "oh, itβs ok" but people want to say "for fuck sake drive that think properly".
some hot rod owners, can customized there mobility scooter by putting a number plate of there name, or customize it with some sort of stickers or other crap such as beads or in the worst case rear wings (spoilers) or other body modifications
Hot rod owners also have there gran kids hang on the back or front to make them look like cool grandparents
mark was shopping in a store when a mobility scooter clipped the back of his legs while knocking items of the stores shelf.
mark; oh thats ok
mark ,while in pain, thinks "fucking hot rod, drive that thing proberly"
or
mark was shopping and a mobility scooter hit his leg as it passed by, the person driving the scooter sped up and acted like nothing happened
mark; calm down hot rod
mark; oh thats ok
mark ,while in pain, thinks "fucking hot rod, drive that thing proberly"
or
mark was shopping and a mobility scooter hit his leg as it passed by, the person driving the scooter sped up and acted like nothing happened
mark; calm down hot rod
by 88MOOSE88 July 29, 2010
Jan 19 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose