When Tabasco sauce is applied to the penis before oral sex.

1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.

To improve performance of something as in a hot rod car.

The fucking WORST TRANSFORMER EVER. He GOT OPTIMUS FUCKING PRIME KILLED then became LEADER OF THE GOD DAMN AUTOBOTS AFTER KILLING THE LAST LEADER (Well Ultra Magnus was leader for a short while but he wasn't really worthy of the Matrix of Leadership). FUCK YOU HOT ROD.

Most likely the best comedy movie made, ever. Like ever. Quotes from this movie will be used for years and years after its time. One word can describe it......and that word is hoobastank.

Directed by one third of The Lonely Island; (cutie) Akiva Schaffer.

Starring the other two thirds of The Lonely Island; (hottie) Andy Samberg and (amaazing) Jorma Taccone,

also starring Bill Hader, Danny McBride, Isla Fisher, Ian McShane and Sissy Spacek.

A fast car, mostly home-built from the 20's to the 40's

An insult to a person who is in or driving a mobility scooter.

Where it came from;
The insult takes the piss out of real hot rod owners thinking they own the road

Definition;
hot rods usually consist of old people who have no idea or think they know how to drive a mobility scooter properly, they usually drive too quickly and can’t turn correctly, thus resulting in a crash or having the back of your legs smacked or scraped by the bumper on the scooter.
This is usually followed by a "oh, it’s ok" but people want to say "for fuck sake drive that think properly".

some hot rod owners, can customized there mobility scooter by putting a number plate of there name, or customize it with some sort of stickers or other crap such as beads or in the worst case rear wings (spoilers) or other body modifications

Hot rod owners also have there gran kids hang on the back or front to make them look like cool grandparents