Hot Rod

When Tabasco sauce is applied to the penis before oral sex.

Dude, Mandy grabbed some Tabasco last night and gave me a hot rod, while we listened to Prince!

by cheesedog22 October 31, 2009

Hot Rod

Most likely the best comedy movie made, ever. Like ever. Quotes from this movie will be used for years and years after its time. One word can describe it......and that word is hoobastank.

Directed by one third of The Lonely Island; (cutie) Akiva Schaffer.

Starring the other two thirds of The Lonely Island; (hottie) Andy Samberg and (amaazing) Jorma Taccone,

also starring Bill Hader, Danny McBride, Isla Fisher, Ian McShane and Sissy Spacek.

That meal was as good as Hot Rod.

by incredibadftw February 26, 2011

Hot Rod

To bedeck the male appendage with various decorative trappings such as glue on jewels and glitter. This is the male gender equivalent to Vajazzle

Wow Bob, not only did you get a full body wax but you got a spiffy Hot Rod. I really like the sparkle.

by garytencents April 27, 2010

Hot Rod

When it is cold outside, and a male gets an erection, and squeezes his boner in between his legs, creating warmth to be spread all over.

Hey man, it is mighty chilly, I need a Hot Rod.

by Joe Buron November 10, 2004

Hot Rod

Sexual act involving a male and female engaged in anal sex. During the process the female flatuates creating a hot, vibrating feeling on the males rod.

My rod felt like it had been dipped in steaming hot lava after that ho farted on it.

by daveo April 29, 2004

Hot Rod

When you apply Hand sanitiser to your penis then proceed to light it on fire followed by a Turkey slap

Omg did you see how i Hot rodded Samantha Last night

by Dankasss meme lord June 22, 2016

Hot Rod

a special little girl who cannot sing nor act...she needs to get a face over and needs a candy cane immediately (love giving head)

Hi. Im Hot Rod. I think i can sing over the rainbow but can't at all because i suck. peace

by Anonymous June 09, 2003