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a pathway
“hey what pathway do you have”
“oh i have hosm”
oh stands for health, occupation, sports, and medicine right?”
yup!”
hosm by squishmallow December 7, 2021
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The act of getting belligerently drunk and shouting random obscenities at strangers in public places, often followed by passing out in said public places.
Andy kept yelling, "fuck you and your family." He was hosmering so hard last night.

Guy: Did you see Andy pass out at the Royals' game?
Girl: Yeah, he was just hosmering.
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The most arrogant fantasy football manager ever. He lacks humility and his unofficial title is Mr. Hubris. You love to hate him.
The hosman is in the championship again. Fuck that guy I hope he loses to the Bone Cruise Express
hosman by Break You December 21, 2018
one cool sexy man and hes very hot too
Mike Hosmer
Hosmer by Doug C. May 29, 2003

Dirty Hosman 

A Guatemalan simp who seems straight on the outside but secretly gay. A dirty hosman’s dream is to ben bent over and gang banged by two muslin guys only wearing speedos.
Dirty Hosman by Roaminglynx13 April 21, 2020

Hosmocide 

Largely based on a conglomeration of homicide and osmosis - The act of murdering a human with salt crystalls inserted into human orifice(s) to catalyse an osmotic gradient that drains water from within victim; rendering the victim deceased by dehydration.
Police man 1 - Ok, what we got here?

Police man 2 - Its horrific, I've never seen this before boss. Come and take a look.

(Police man 1 and 2 walk into room )

Police man 1 - Holy Shit... We got ourselves a Hosmocide
Hosmocide by Its tricky May 17, 2011
hosmer started acting like gobin and followed us everywhere
Hosmer by Anonymous February 13, 2003
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