one cool sexy man and hes very hot too
Mike Hosmer
by Doug C. May 29, 2003
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hosmer started acting like gobin and followed us everywhere
by Anonymous February 13, 2003
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The act of getting belligerently drunk and shouting random obscenities at strangers in public places, often followed by passing out in said public places.
Andy kept yelling, "fuck you and your family." He was hosmering so hard last night.

Guy: Did you see Andy pass out at the Royals' game?
Girl: Yeah, he was just hosmering.
by NotTheRealSausageFingers April 28, 2014
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A Man Who tends to go to the wrong bathroom (the girls room) who wears too much make up and trys to hard to be cool. Likes to listen to techno and her only friend is satan. Her "cat"
"Wow did u see that guy with the whore make up on walk into the girls room? That must be a Corie Hosmer"
by TinkerBell October 9, 2004
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You can call him Hoz. Has too many wins in Fortnite (9). Will steel your girl with his sharp jawline and mega veins. If you call him Zack he will get very mad, so make sure to call him Hoz. Also has a song written about him called Hoz Plan.
Me: Hey Zack Hosmer (Hoz) did you do the homework for John Ozminkowskis class.
Zack: CALL ME HOZ, I WILL CARRY YOU IN FORTNITE.
by The Hoz April 30, 2018
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When a baseball player comes up to bat and hits into a routine double play
Man oh man he really hosmered that one
by Concerned Padres fan June 19, 2022
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