Hosmer

one cool sexy man and hes very hot too

Mike Hosmer

by Doug C. May 29, 2003

Hosmer

...sketchy

hosmer started acting like gobin and followed us everywhere

by Anonymous February 13, 2003

Hosmer

the sexiest man in the world

Mike Hosmer is very sexy, i had sex with him

by Ashley May 28, 2003

Corie Hosmer

A Man Who tends to go to the wrong bathroom (the girls room) who wears too much make up and trys to hard to be cool. Likes to listen to techno and her only friend is satan. Her "cat"

"Wow did u see that guy with the whore make up on walk into the girls room? That must be a Corie Hosmer"

by TinkerBell October 9, 2004

Zack Hosmer (Hoz)

You can call him Hoz. Has too many wins in Fortnite (9). Will steel your girl with his sharp jawline and mega veins. If you call him Zack he will get very mad, so make sure to call him Hoz. Also has a song written about him called Hoz Plan.

Me: Hey Zack Hosmer (Hoz) did you do the homework for John Ozminkowskis class.
Zack: CALL ME HOZ, I WILL CARRY YOU IN FORTNITE.

by The Hoz May 31, 2018

Homer Gift

A gift that is actually intended for the person giving rather than the supposed recipient. Based on Homer's gift to Marge of a bowling ball (with his name engraved on it) in the Simpson's episode "Life on the Fast Lane."

Bob: “She got me a gym membership for my birthday.”

Doug: “That is such a Homer Gift. She is tired of being seen in public with your tubby ass!”

by El J May 3, 2007

homerphobia

An irrational phobia of Homer Simpson

James has homerphobia

by Maxgamer345 November 17, 2022