Hosmins
Hosmins by HOSKINSisDUMB November 29, 2022
The Hoskins
The morally repugnant, visually deplorable, and physically gruesome act of engaging in sexual intercourse with an extremely robust woman who was most likely the failed genetic offspring of a reproductive scientist's attempt to crossbreed Rosie O'Donnell, an Amazonian Manatee, a Naked Mole Rat, Chris Farley, and a Blobfish. Often, doing "The Hoskins" is caused by ingesting massive amounts of alcohol, poor friendship, and a serious psychological defect which allows the perpetrator to push past the normal threshold where an average person would succumb to violent puking seizures and the complete retraction of the male reproductive organs inside the body (as a turtle does when danger is near).
Additionally, "The Hoskins" may refer to a dance move in which an individual outstretches their arms in a semi-circular fashion (as if trying to give a bear hug), bends their knees, and furiously thrusts their pelvis at a number of different speeds and angles. "The Back Brace" is a popular variation of "The Hoskins" in which the dancer places one hand upon the lower back while making facial expressions that indicate severe pain and discomfort.
Additionally, "The Hoskins" may refer to a dance move in which an individual outstretches their arms in a semi-circular fashion (as if trying to give a bear hug), bends their knees, and furiously thrusts their pelvis at a number of different speeds and angles. "The Back Brace" is a popular variation of "The Hoskins" in which the dancer places one hand upon the lower back while making facial expressions that indicate severe pain and discomfort.
Jim: "Hey Don, did you hear about M.J. last weekend? He did 'The Hoskins'!!!"
Don: "That sick fucker. I wouldn't do The Hoskins with someone else's dick and the ability to erase memories!"
Or
Girl 1: "What is that guy doing over there?"
Girl 2: "I think he's doing "The Hoskins" with the back brace variation."
Girl 1: "That is sooo sexy. I wish someone would teach me how to do "The Hoskins"!
Don: "That sick fucker. I wouldn't do The Hoskins with someone else's dick and the ability to erase memories!"
Or
Girl 1: "What is that guy doing over there?"
Girl 2: "I think he's doing "The Hoskins" with the back brace variation."
Girl 1: "That is sooo sexy. I wish someone would teach me how to do "The Hoskins"!
The Hoskins by Mr. Will November 10, 2010
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Hoskins
A person who has lightning fast reflexes and always knows your weaknesses. As mentally sharp as they are physically strong, they are aloof and stoic, prefer to wear dark colours, know how to fly a helicopter, and usually have a past shrouded in mystery.
A Hoskins will either make a tremendous ally, or a highly dangerous and intimidating adversary.
Women will be attracted to him.
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Rhys Hoskins
Rhys Dean Hoskins, is an American professional baseball first baseman for the Philadelphia Phillies of Major League Baseball. Hoskins played college baseball for the Sacramento State Hornets. He was drafted by the Phillies in the fifth round of the 2014 MLB draft. Hoskins made his MLB debut in 2017.
Hoskins was born in Sacramento, California to lawyers Paul and Cathy Hoskins. When Hoskins was two years old, his mother was diagnosed with breast cancer, and she succumbed to the disease in 2009, shortly before his 16th birthday. After his mother's death, Hoskins grew closer to his younger sister Meloria.
Hoskins was a multi-sport athlete at Jesuit High School in Carmichael, playing baseball, basketball, and football while maintaining a 4.0 grade-point average. He finished his junior season with a .421 batting average, 28 runs batted in (RBIs), and a .544 on-base percentage (OBP). In addition to athletics, Hoskins spent his summers doing volunteer work at Jesuit, working with children suffering from muscular dystrophy.
Hoskins was born in Sacramento, California to lawyers Paul and Cathy Hoskins. When Hoskins was two years old, his mother was diagnosed with breast cancer, and she succumbed to the disease in 2009, shortly before his 16th birthday. After his mother's death, Hoskins grew closer to his younger sister Meloria.
Hoskins was a multi-sport athlete at Jesuit High School in Carmichael, playing baseball, basketball, and football while maintaining a 4.0 grade-point average. He finished his junior season with a .421 batting average, 28 runs batted in (RBIs), and a .544 on-base percentage (OBP). In addition to athletics, Hoskins spent his summers doing volunteer work at Jesuit, working with children suffering from muscular dystrophy.
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